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[–] NewWorldOverHere@kbin.social 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I’m the same way with my mail.

I’m a millennial - I don’t check my mailbox for 6+ weeks at a time.

If I order something, then I know about it and expect it at my door (because it’s fedex, amazon, or ups).

Otherwise, it will have to wait until I happen to remember I have a mailbox.

For example, with bills - I expect you to have my email address and use it, because I supplied it whenever I established xyz account.

Exceptions:

  1. Around the holidays when people send out holiday cards!
  2. For a local property tax exemption, my county refuses to email it. Their requirement for receiving the exemption is that you live here locally, and part of their way for verifying that, is by sending the request form to your local physical address.
[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don’t check my mailbox for 6+ weeks at a time.

That seems dangerously negligent.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Welfare checks have been conducted over less.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

When it's too cold out to wanna walk all the way up there, I've gone for 3-4 months at a stretch. All I ever get is garbage anyway, so it's only ever mattered twice, and one of those was an expected package.

No one's ever called me a welfare check :(

[–] NewWorldOverHere@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m in the military lol. The government definitely knows I’m alive by 0600 sharp every morning.

[–] grue@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I've had a P.O. box for years because I don't want to disclose my home address when I register domains. Maybe I should check it one of these days...

[–] almar_quigley@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Djeikup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Arthur Dent kinda stuff is going to happen to him. Yellow...

[–] Veraxus@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I'm like this with email. I do a quick visual scan about once per week... or fortnight... because it's almost all SPAM, and no matter how many blocks and filters I create, it does little to hold back the tide of trash.

Everyone who matters knows the only way to reach me reliably is via text message.

[–] Awe@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you live in the US, you can get your mail sent to your email inbox every day you are getting something that is directly addressed to you (i.e., not spam). It's called USPS Informed Delivery.

It doesn't always work if they get your address slightly off (say they put STE instead of APT), but it's a lot better than nothing.

[–] Kahomono@kbin.social 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Annoyance issue.
--late Boomer

[–] Doug@midwest.social 30 points 1 year ago

You've got a point. A whole lot of boomers are annoyance issues leading us millennials to not answer our phones

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 year ago

Sms aren't limited by my availability....you can send them at 4am in the morning so i can ignore them for 2 weeks for no reason. Meanwhile if you call me at 4am I'd still be awake but it's none of your business why and i wouldn't answer them anyway so why bother.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago

Why should I feel obligated to be available for a phone call?

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago

Because sms respects my time. I can check it when I can I do not need to stop everything I am doing for it. A call doesn't, I have to stop everything to pick it up.

[–] Rom@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

Why would they even ask that lmao. "Eat my entire ass" that's why, fuck you.

[–] grue@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As an older millennial I use the phone just fine, thank you very much.

It's Facebook and other random proprietary crap being used for IRL communications (especially important stuff like community associations, etc.) that I can't deal with.

[–] arefx@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I refuse to use Facebook and any time I hear someone talking about using it I just think of how much better off everyone would be without it. I haven't used it in probably 5 years but I could only imagine it has got worse.

[–] Screwthehole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's the only Marketplace in the use where I live. Sucks so bad but I have to have it for work

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago
[–] mwguy@infosec.pub 19 points 1 year ago

The professional thing to say here is "spam prevention".

[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't mind people calling me if I didn't expect 90% of my calls to be scams.

[–] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Genx and haven't liked to pick up the phone my whole life

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Same. I used the phone before there were other options, but I always hated it. I don't like being able to hear someone but not see them. It gives me anxiety.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How did you make plans with friends before cell phones? You never talked with a boyfriend or girlfriend for hours on a landline?

[–] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Most likely I'd make plans face to face. I have spent too many hours on the phone with loved ones, but that's usually planned or expected. I don't like picking up the phone if I don't know who it is, and even then I'd often rather avoid. Just send me a message please instead.

[–] Redderthanmisty@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Im just autistic and can't hold an unrehearsed phone conversation, let alone irl conversation, to save my life.

[–] TesterJ@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I once signed up for something that required separate home and cell phone numbers. Some shipping service or something. And it wouldn't let me put the same number for both. Like come on, nobody is paying for landlines nowadays. I ended up putting my parents' phone number for the home phone (which they coincidentally just got rid of this week.)

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(AreaCode) 867-5309 is your friend in this and for random "Insert your phone number for the rewards program" things.

[–] tryplot@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

fun fact: most phone companies do not allow that phone number to be given out due to too many people calling it as a direct result of that song.

[–] avapa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have two landline numbers that came with my internet contract but I don’t have a phone connected to the modem. So whenever your scenario happens to me I just give them one of my real landline numbers. I’ve tried calling myself and you can actually hear it ringing as the caller but no one will ever pick up lol

[–] Froyn@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

"My rate for voice services is $0.35 per minute. Ask about by bulk rate for 15, 30, or 60 minute increments when prepaid. Any calls without prepayment will be billed at the per minute rate, net30 terms. Please have a PO# ready when calling."

[–] Ertebolle@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

"I can, I just don't want to be"

[–] FredericChopin_@feddit.uk 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That looks like one of the UK Government sites.

[–] dark_shines11@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

100%, hours of frustration trying to sort out studen loans means that font + colour + box is incredibly recognisable

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[–] cokane_88@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Antisocial is why

[–] 22decembre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"because I don't want it."

[–] Enasni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Shit I ignore texts for days too. 😒

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am I the only millennial that doesn't mind phone calls? Don't get me wrong, I very much prefer an SMS or email if it will suffice but phone calls tend to be quicker if you need something taken care of immediately.

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[–] erockdanger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Where's the joke

/s

[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Metaright@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Anxiety issue tbh

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Mine would be "antisocial."

[–] akiratoriyama@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

UK visa website?

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