Something involving a large sheep dog.
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It would be whelming. Just so.
Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.
No one would see it, but they may hear it.
I’ll never know. I blinked.
It finally caught up to me
it was the sweet tooth in the end
My descendent will be turned into a terminator by the out of control AI death robots sent to kill the generations long Canadian insurgency in order to come back in time and take me and my family out.
OD'ing on cold/flu medication
Probably painfully
Just ducks!
Meh…
Regretfully.
Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?
Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.
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Hmmm. I dunno.
My flame will be extinguished.
I'm so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it
Some kind of internet last stand.
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
🤨
I am commanded…. by the clits 😟
I don't think its widely used anymore
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
Happily.
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
I've seen Monty Python before.
I'm not sure I want to know...
All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.
Lots of beans
Tree
lol idk
Mine is pretty obvious.
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
The deadliest kind of death
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
It's happening one way or another. But not both.
Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
In world war IV, I'd say.
Doxxed by H3?
beaten to death with a hoe
I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
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I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.
I guess I'm not growing old
I am just going outside and may be some time...