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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.

[–] Calcifer@eviltoast.org 6 points 1 day ago

My flame will be extinguished.

[–] snail@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

It finally caught up to me

[–] bilnkandmissit@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I’ll never know. I blinked.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] oxytocin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Lots of beans

[–] UncleJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I don't think its widely used anymore

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago

Mine is pretty obvious.

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago
[–] Morti@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

The deadliest kind of death

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure I want to know...

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago

I've seen Monty Python before.

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I'd be so proud.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

[–] arch@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

beaten to death with a hoe

[–] notthatcreative@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago
[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

I catch a Solarbeam to the face!

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.

Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.

[–] FortyTwo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I guess I'm not growing old

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.

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I am just going outside and may be some time...

[–] HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Doxxed by H3?

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it

[–] Incorgnito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

An undercover Corgi mission.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's fairly self explanatory

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[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] cassowary@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Very painfully

[–] neidr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Sounds unpleasant.

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago
[–] TheWeirdestCunt@lemm.ee 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think I wanna know

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I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere

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