Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?
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Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.
My flame will be extinguished.
It finally caught up to me
I’ll never know. I blinked.
🤨
Happily.
Lots of beans
I don't think its widely used anymore
Mine is pretty obvious.
Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
Tree
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
The deadliest kind of death
lol idk
I'm not sure I want to know...
I've seen Monty Python before.
I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
beaten to death with a hoe
Meh…
I catch a Solarbeam to the face!
I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease
I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.
Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.
I guess I'm not growing old
I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
I am just going outside and may be some time...
Doxxed by H3?
Whelp...
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
An undercover Corgi mission.
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
Well...
Very painfully
Snakebite
I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
First I am. And then...
I'm not.
Sounds unpleasant.
Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.
Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere