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It finally caught up to me
Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?
Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.
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My flame will be extinguished.
I’ll never know. I blinked.
The OTHER cat got me.
Uhhh
Meh…
Asphyxiation
🤨
It's happening one way or another. But not both.
In world war IV, I'd say.
Hmmm. I dunno.
Happily.
Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
Lots of beans
Doxxed by H3?
I've seen Monty Python before.
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
The deadliest kind of death
lol idk
beaten to death with a hoe
I don't think its widely used anymore
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
Mine is pretty obvious.
I'm not sure I want to know...
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
Tree
I am commanded…. by the clits 😟
I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.
Some kind of internet last stand.
Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
I guess I'm not growing old
Well...
Whelp...
Very delicious and spicy as intended.
I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
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I catch a Solarbeam to the face!
I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease
I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.
Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.
I am just going outside and may be some time...
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