By becoming a libertarian techno-warlord who dies when my company owned city state invades the nation of disney.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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I died doing what I loved, making art.
Syphallis
I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!
Hmm chuck of some sort. either I'm turned into chuck or a drill chuck flies out of nowhere and gets me smack in the head
Too much LSD
I guess I'll burn to death and then be revived somehow
Chuckles... I'm in trouble
😂
Awkwardly, and involving a turtle
I dont want to think about it
I guess a NY rat
You can join my vermintide
Walking through the park with a bauggette
Hmmmmmmmmm
Bro thought so hard they dropped
The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness
Excrubulently.
In an accident.
Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse
Asphyxiation
Oxidation.
Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy
Either burned to death or covered in cum. I'm not sure which i prefer
In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind
Weird ... Is what I'd say
I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder.....
Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".
Death by unfortunately misinterpreted font. There are worse ways to go.
Cold weather exposure probably.
I die in a four way sesh-to-the-death match between snoop dog, cheech, Ricky from TBP and myself.
Hmm. That's a sad way to go.
Suddenly and all over the place
Shamefully.
The opposite of "in hiding". State religious authorities catching wind of my apostasy, and bringing me before a "religious rehab" judge. Judge delivers his sentence on me, in accordance with his religious rules. My community loses another apostate, and other like-minded individuals secretly turtle-up even further.
But hey, perks of being an apostate is having fun and leading a content life in the digital universe. So, I'm happy living in new homes that serve as permanent alternative spaces to Meta and others.
Death by giant space hamster.
I run away from it, but it finally catches up.
It finally caught up to me
Fighting
After years of a cornucopia of drugs, I’ll shoot myself.
Ocean
Splooooooosh.
Kabloooooowie
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