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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

aight this is officially the most far fetched loss meme I've ever seen

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

yes and I'm looking for a whale egg

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait till you see the planet alignment in 2037.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

ok remind me in 12 years

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Given the age demographic on lemmy, there is a non-zero chance one of us will be in a shady acres nursing home with advanced dementia ranting about loss and scrawling strange symbols with mashed potatoes.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's not a jar it's a door silly

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 1 points 5 days ago

That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I love it. Thank you, and have an upvote.

Oh fuck you got me

[–] interpolate@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When is a door not a door?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

When it's a loss

[–] lemonuri@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When is a door not a door?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 6 days ago

When it is a jar

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

When its ever so slightly open.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Door's Agar.

[–] StThicket@reddthat.com 1 points 6 days ago
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 161 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m also just here to admire the engineer who made the copy plural when multiple doors open. My fancy ass modern car doesn’t do it that.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 48 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah, it took me a long time to get this, because I was too impressed by the design lol

Correct pluralization and it shows which door is open!

[–] dan@upvote.au 10 points 6 days ago

This is what happens when someone who really focuses on UX designs your interface. Little details that not everyone notices, but the few that do really appreciate it.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

One of my biggest pet peeves. Anything that I write that outputs words is gonna have a little pluralization function.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago

first thing I noticed is that they bothered with the plural; it's loss, but an absolute win too

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