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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 158 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I’m also just here to admire the engineer who made the copy plural when multiple doors open. My fancy ass modern car doesn’t do it that.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 46 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah, it took me a long time to get this, because I was too impressed by the design lol

Correct pluralization and it shows which door is open!

[–] dan@upvote.au 9 points 6 days ago

This is what happens when someone who really focuses on UX designs your interface. Little details that not everyone notices, but the few that do really appreciate it.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

One of my biggest pet peeves. Anything that I write that outputs words is gonna have a little pluralization function.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 103 points 6 days ago

first thing I noticed is that they bothered with the plural; it's loss, but an absolute win too

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

aight this is officially the most far fetched loss meme I've ever seen

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

yes and I'm looking for a whale egg

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait till you see the planet alignment in 2037.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

ok remind me in 12 years

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 31 points 6 days ago (3 children)

No, it's not a jar; it's a door, open or closed.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It should just say 'door(s) open' since it could be slightly or completely open when the message is displayed and ajar only means slightly open.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you don't notice your door being completely open, you shouldn't be driving. The door is going to be ajar.

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

Pick up the jar.

#I played that game as well.

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[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Given the age demographic on lemmy, there is a non-zero chance one of us will be in a shady acres nursing home with advanced dementia ranting about loss and scrawling strange symbols with mashed potatoes.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I've been on the internet for awhile, I even remember the ctrlaltdelete comic coming out. I can honestly say I don't ever remember seeing this meme before, or even the blowback from the comic itself. Weird how I can be on the net almost daily for years and still see new (old?) memes.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I used to read Ctrl Alt delete and penny arcade all the time. Just stopped reading web comics at some point. Completely missed this meme for a decade on the Internet as well. Was very confused first time I came across it a few years ago.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

In that case, the real question is: do you remember XKCD 1053?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's not a jar it's a door silly

[–] Troy00@lemmy.ml 20 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 78 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

You don't want to. It's an abstract reference to an uninteresting meme about miscarriage called 'Loss'.

People post things with the format of the position of the people in the meme in 4 frames ( I, II, II, I _), and everyone congratulates themselves and each other for getting the reference.

This one, however, doesn't work in my opinion. The door positions in frames 1, 2, and 3 are meant to indicate people standing, yet the same position of the right door in frame 4 apparently indicates a person lying down.

This, as it happens, is therefore not Loss.

[–] interpolate@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Based on the first 50% of your post, I would like to be your friend.

I have no opinion, positive or negative, on the second 50% - except that I support the dissemination of accurate information.

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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] takeda@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That meme is fucking dumb.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I dont remember being clever was a requirement for memes.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Right, so, this meme is fucking dumb still. Good talk.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

It's the worst. Dude used his artistic outlet to convey an emotion and was shit on by a bunch of assholes. Then that became so popular that the meta and 'game' lived on. God forbid someone try to express themselves. People try to say "it was just so out of place" fuck that, dude didn't owe anyone shit.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

this is how you rickroll the youth

[–] gon@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

This one took me a while to figure out... Embarrassing.......

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 6 days ago

I think I was stunned by a car company that would bother to conditionally pluralize doors on a dot matrix LCD screen. I'm so used to the companies now, cutting every corner no matter how many times they've been cut before.

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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

Doors Akimbo

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] interpolate@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When is a door not a door?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

When it's a loss

[–] lemonuri@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When is a door not a door?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 6 days ago

When it is a jar

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

When its ever so slightly open.

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