Mildly Infuriating

ProTip: you can easily deflate a car's tires by placing a small pebble in the valve cap before screwing it back on

Well, that guy is clearly a massive prick, but let's also talk about how fucking ugly that truck is. I don't know when everyone decided that land yacht pickup trucks were the bees knees, but they're not. They're just dumb and so. goddamn. ugly.

Don't be too hard on them, maybe this was all that was available when they pulled up.

My favorite thing is to just leave a note that says, "I'm sorry about the scratch."

In the old days, a friend of mine would carry some paper(?) stickers(?) (labels?) that said something like "I park like an asshole" and superglue it to one of the windows of someone parked like this.

If you wanted to be nicer, you could get some proper pre-printed stickers (most online print/sticker shops should have them) and place them. Wouldn't cause any damage but would maybe make them think about it a little bit.

I also saw a post recently where someone replaced all the tire valve caps with bright orange or pink little dick shaped caps. This would cause more inconvenience and embarrassment, but not be damaging or dangerous.

Four of the best parking spots, too, judging by the handicap spaces nearby.

I don’t actually mind this IF the person parks in the back of the lot. I get that they don’t want their precious hot wheels monster truck to get dinged, but as long as they park in the back of the lot where there’s no other cars, it’s fine. However, this person is clearly an asshole as there’s handicapped spots next to them, so they’re right up front taking spaces. It should be legal to vandalize their vehicle if a person does this.

Keying this car is a moral imperative.

What a rookie. Could've taken six by parking sideways

Mildly?

This is what stonetoss fans fap to

I would 100% park right next to his driver door

Trucks are generally excessive for most people anyways, them taking up 4 spots only compliments their mentality.

My move lately has been to stand their windshield wipers up. You're not doing anything criminally damaging to their vehicle, but in my experience, anyone this self-important will be really bothered by the thought of some random person putting their dirty hands on their precious baby.

surround it with carts

A local business has any vehicle that does this towed by his cousins tow company. That company is 3 towns over about 50 miles. Guy has signs everywhere that warns anyone doing it. He still gets one or two a week.

This is when you put a small pebble under each of the tire valve caps and screw them down tight enough to depress the spring, open the valve, and let the air out all of the tires

MILDLY infuriating?

Moose sex pheromones. Hose the car down with them. Let nature take care of this one.

This should be a felony

Magnetic wheel weights. Throw a few on the inside of his rim

This is a parking job screaming for a keying!

Nice truck, sorry about your dick!

I have to imagine this is actually going to make it MORE likely that this vehicle gets damaged. Just not accidentally.