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[โ€“] callmepk@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

๐Ÿ‘( โ“› ฯ‰ โ“› *)

[โ€“] randon31415@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

That looks like the character from that meme where the cat is driving the car singing an annoying song and someone that looks like death is sitting in the passenger set quitely.

[โ€“] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago
[โ€“] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago

It's ghost from call of duty

[โ€“] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 17 points 21 hours ago

How did he get pictures of my wife

[โ€“] quandang@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fucking Physics? I didn't know that's a subject!

[โ€“] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago

That course really made me appreciate the pile driver.

[โ€“] kaprap@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago

Astolfo oughta teach you

[โ€“] fluckx@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why are people texting their physics teacher?

[โ€“] Maggoty@lemmy.world 105 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because the texting generation is old enough to have PhDs and thus old enough to be teachers.

[โ€“] Emerald@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Even my professor in his 50s says we can text him if we are going to be absent from class. Like hell nah man I'm gonna email you.

[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What else should they do? Write e-mail like a bunch of cave dwellers?

[โ€“] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 7 minutes ago

Go up and talk to them? Why would a child even have a teacher's phone number?

Or is OP using "teacher" to mean "university lecturer"?

[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or, even worse, PHONE CALLS?! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[โ€“] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

โœ‹ we don't do that here (earth)

[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What kind of savage would do that?

[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My parents and other boomers ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] Bongles@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

I won't speak for everyone, but the one Gen Z in my extended family calls me when he wants to talk to me. Might be coming back?

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When will the world heal from their crimes?

[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When their crimes have caused the extinction of humankind.

Hmm. Maybe they're not so bad after all.

[โ€“] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yell me you are old and out of touch with modern schools without telling me you are old and out of touch with modern schools.

[โ€“] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Modern meaning American?

All communication with professors has to be official over here to prevent abuse. Phone messages don't leave a trail that can be investigated, emails do.

Plus I'm pretty sure you could insist on getting a phone number from your university if you didn't want to share yours with them or if you didn't even have one, for some reason. That would just lead to an enormous hassle for the university over here, it's easier to just give every student an email address.

[โ€“] figjam@midwest.social 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Phone messages don't leave a trail that can be investigated

Wat?๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก

[โ€“] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Well, at least not in the same way as email with a centralized server.

Unlike email, most modern messaging services are end-to-end encrypted. If an abusive professor manages to manipulate their victim into deleting the messages (and does so as well) it's nigh impossible to verify accusations. With email, the university's email server keeps them stored and visible.

Unencrypted messaging poses severe privacy risks since - you know - the messaging service can read every single message.

Usually I am all for encryption, though for official communication I don't think it's the best idea. It does have the minor drawback that particularly sensitive information isn't sent (such as exam scores) but you can just check them on the university's web portal anyways.

[โ€“] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

"oops I just sent a dick pic gallery to the whole faculty in the 800 building ๐Ÿ˜ณ I hope they won't call me in for a group meeting tonight to reprimand me.... unless... ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ"

[โ€“] Evotech@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Group Whatsapp i imagine

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because they don't know enough physics to send a message via quantum entanglement. That's actually what they were texting them about.

[โ€“] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 22 hours ago

or they know enough physics to know that quantum entanglement is physically impossible to use to send information.

[โ€“] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's that from? What's the joke?

[โ€“] edinbruh@feddit.it 27 points 20 hours ago

It's a mashup of Neco Arc from the tsukihime series, and of Astolfo from the fate series.

It's funny because it's anime and because Astolfo is a femboy

[โ€“] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Neco-Arc who is a character in a few Type Moon games in the Tsukihime universe.

Neco-Arc is a tiny gremlin catgirl version of one of the main cast Arcueid Brunestud who only shows up in what are essentially 'hint' scenes after the player has fucked up and needs to retry in order to progress the story.

IMO it would make sense if their professor knew Neco-Arc and wasn't just accidentally using a meme character, because Tsukihime is an adult visiual novel (There's really not a lot of sex in the main story, call it 30 minutes out of a 12 hour visual novel, and the remake removes it entirely if it's not your thing) that came out in 2000.

If you're at all into visual novels, I highly recommend it, the story is good (even the side characters stories) and its one of the few VNs where I finished it and didn't despise the main character for being a complete idiot.

Oh and for what the joke is? Uhh she's kinda a meme on her own, and an annoying moron.

Edit : Actually as another commenter pointed out, it's a Neco-Arc version of Astolfo who is from the Fate VN series by the same devs. I haven't read Fate yet (it is on my list though) so I can't really say more about them.

[โ€“] Siegfried@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(There's really not a lot of sex in the main story, call it 30 minutes out of a 12 hour visual novel, and the remake removes it entirely if it's not your thing)

1 / 24 is still way better than my sex life.

Also... if thats Astolfo, I'm afraid to tell you that that isn't exactly a cat-girl

non-animoo here

tiny gremlin catgirl version

lol

[โ€“] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Blah blah blah why am I reading this? I don't even read VNs

From the same devs as Fate

Why did it never occur to me that

A. Fate has a VN

B. The Fate devs did other things too

[โ€“] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

fate was originally a vn. which part do you know?

[โ€“] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I've only seen the anime. I know that's considered a faux pas by some of the community but I don't really care

[โ€“] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Haven't played through Steins;Gate but that didn't stop it from being one of my favorite series!

[โ€“] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 day ago

Pog teacher

[โ€“] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 23 hours ago

I have this exact image in my harddrive what a scam

[โ€“] LouNeko@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

You sure they don't teach computer science on the side?

[โ€“] A_Wild_Alt_Appears@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So if we're not standing for it, are we like... Kneeling for it? bending over for it?

How exactly does this work?

[โ€“] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Take the number now SUB-tract

[โ€“] atro_city@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does that sticker mean something besides a thumbs up?

A little bit "you're an idiot" a little bit "trans rights" a little bit "how much do you want that C?"

Or just a cat girl giving a thumbs up, depending on how clued in the hypothetical teacher is.

[โ€“] obscur_e@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

whats the name of that character

[โ€“] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Forgive me, my anime knowledge is very limited.

[โ€“] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Mine too but there is a great youtube vid i remembered the character from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddpx0JLOH6o