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That looks like the character from that meme where the cat is driving the car singing an annoying song and someone that looks like death is sitting in the passenger set quitely.
Catstolfo
It's ghost from call of duty
How did he get pictures of my wife
Fucking Physics? I didn't know that's a subject!
That course really made me appreciate the pile driver.
Astolfo oughta teach you
Why are people texting their physics teacher?
Because the texting generation is old enough to have PhDs and thus old enough to be teachers.
What else should they do? Write e-mail like a bunch of cave dwellers?
Or, even worse, PHONE CALLS?! ๐ฌ
โ we don't do that here (earth)
What kind of savage would do that?
My parents and other boomers ๐คท
I won't speak for everyone, but the one Gen Z in my extended family calls me when he wants to talk to me. Might be coming back?
When will the world heal from their crimes?
When their crimes have caused the extinction of humankind.
Hmm. Maybe they're not so bad after all.
Yell me you are old and out of touch with modern schools without telling me you are old and out of touch with modern schools.
Modern meaning American?
All communication with professors has to be official over here to prevent abuse. Phone messages don't leave a trail that can be investigated, emails do.
Plus I'm pretty sure you could insist on getting a phone number from your university if you didn't want to share yours with them or if you didn't even have one, for some reason. That would just lead to an enormous hassle for the university over here, it's easier to just give every student an email address.
Phone messages don't leave a trail that can be investigated
Wat?๐คก๐คก๐คก
"oops I just sent a dick pic gallery to the whole faculty in the 800 building ๐ณ I hope they won't call me in for a group meeting tonight to reprimand me.... unless... ๐๐"
Group Whatsapp i imagine
Because they don't know enough physics to send a message via quantum entanglement. That's actually what they were texting them about.
or they know enough physics to know that quantum entanglement is physically impossible to use to send information.
I have this exact image in my harddrive what a scam
Pog teacher
What's that from? What's the joke?
It's a mashup of Neco Arc 
from the tsukihime series, and of Astolfo 
from the fate series.
It's funny because it's anime and because Astolfo is a femboy
Neco-Arc who is a character in a few Type Moon games in the Tsukihime universe.
Neco-Arc is a tiny gremlin catgirl version of one of the main cast Arcueid Brunestud who only shows up in what are essentially 'hint' scenes after the player has fucked up and needs to retry in order to progress the story.
IMO it would make sense if their professor knew Neco-Arc and wasn't just accidentally using a meme character, because Tsukihime is an adult visiual novel (There's really not a lot of sex in the main story, call it 30 minutes out of a 12 hour visual novel, and the remake removes it entirely if it's not your thing) that came out in 2000.
If you're at all into visual novels, I highly recommend it, the story is good (even the side characters stories) and its one of the few VNs where I finished it and didn't despise the main character for being a complete idiot.
Oh and for what the joke is? Uhh she's kinda a meme on her own, and an annoying moron.
Edit : Actually as another commenter pointed out, it's a Neco-Arc version of Astolfo who is from the Fate VN series by the same devs. I haven't read Fate yet (it is on my list though) so I can't really say more about them.
(There's really not a lot of sex in the main story, call it 30 minutes out of a 12 hour visual novel, and the remake removes it entirely if it's not your thing)
1 / 24 is still way better than my sex life.
Also... if thats Astolfo, I'm afraid to tell you that that isn't exactly a cat-girl
non-animoo here
tiny gremlin catgirl version
lol
Blah blah blah why am I reading this? I don't even read VNs
From the same devs as Fate
Why did it never occur to me that
A. Fate has a VN
B. The Fate devs did other things too
fate was originally a vn. which part do you know?
I've only seen the anime. I know that's considered a faux pas by some of the community but I don't really care
Haven't played through Steins;Gate but that didn't stop it from being one of my favorite series!
You sure they don't teach computer science on the side?
So if we're not standing for it, are we like... Kneeling for it? bending over for it?
How exactly does this work?
Take the number now SUB-tract
Does that sticker mean something besides a thumbs up?
A little bit "you're an idiot" a little bit "trans rights" a little bit "how much do you want that C?"
Or just a cat girl giving a thumbs up, depending on how clued in the hypothetical teacher is.
whats the name of that character
Is it not Astolfo?
Mixed with Neco Arc https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Neco-Arc
Forgive me, my anime knowledge is very limited.
Mine too but there is a great youtube vid i remembered the character from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddpx0JLOH6o