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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Short. Skinny. 7.5" dong.

Broke up with a gf, much yelling.

"Well look at you! You're scrawny, you're an alcoholic, if you didn't have such a big dick you wouldn't be worth nothin'!"

Uh, stipulated, I guess?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Do you have a non-compressed version? It's all just blur on my phone app.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I don't understand the circumference one? How did they measure that one?

Edit: nvm OK, I'm doing way better than I thought... Hey anyone want some top French baguette!?

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 13 points 12 hours ago

So I'm from the south of the Netherlands. A two hour drive gets me from here, all the way trough Belgium into France.

And apparently in that distance the average girth goes all the way from the top of the scale to the bottom.

Ain't that something

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

The last time I saw a study on this, there was way less variation between country averages. This also seems to very much confirm existing social biases, which I'd be wary of.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago

Yep, was going to mention a study from a few years ago that threw out most of this data as junk since they found many were counting stretched flaccid as "erect".

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago

Stereotypes usually have some truth to them.

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 13 points 15 hours ago

This data isn't really worth much without any info on variation.

But really, the societal obsession with penis size is deeply unhealthy for everyone, but especially men. We should strive to value all bodies for their inherent beauty and stop comparing them. There isn't any better or worse. Please stop reproducing those norms. Same goes for all other body related norms. They go hand in hand with sexism, racism, ableism, queerfobia and all kinds of discrimination and objectification.

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] k_rol@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Hum... YA, me too. Exactly.

At least, maybe even a country they die not find yet.

[–] fxomt@lemm.ee 8 points 17 hours ago

Saudi Arabia #120, 4.88 inches

Bro don't out us like that, i'm trying my best 😭

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like me a dong that’s absolutely TINY flaccid, and like 5-7” erect. Put basically nothing in your mouth, takeout a SLAB OF MEAT. Magic.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's a good life ngl. 11/10 experience as a trans fem.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago

🫢🏼🫦

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 7 points 1 day ago

You might say... it's cock magic.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Peter1986C@lemmings.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If you click/tap the bananas in the title, you get larger picture than the preview image generated by Lemmy.

I think this was shared as a link and that caused it to parse this way (though I could be wrong).

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Tapping the bananas does nothing in Voyager.

It's only small in Africa and South America.

[–] 00L10@feddit.org 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder how you would even get those flaccid measurements, I mean it's not like the size doesn't vary depending on the circumstances.

[–] all4one@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

I was in the pool!

[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lot of these numbers are self reported, so measurement error is not really the primary problem...

[–] three@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Wait, I thought penis inspection day was mandatory?

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't that the cartoon about emergency management canines that can talk and drive cars?

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 3 points 13 hours ago

You are thinking of Paw Patrol. Penis patrol is tasked with measuring dongs so that average men can feel a little better. Wierdly, also animated k9s in uniform.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Oh I've heard of that one, they sell licensed lotion or something at my local pharmacy. I'm not really sure what it is though, I don't have children.

[–] rimu@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

Ah, North Korea. Now I get it.

Also, it's nice to know I'm above average ^in^thailand

[–] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I guess 16th is not too bad

[–] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Brother. This is the truth.

Well, I had to be better than average at something

#69? Nice...