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Don’t lowball yourself (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I enjoyed the ending.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A veritable happy ending, if you will.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

But not a toxic one, because otherwise licking would be bad.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

is biting allowed

[–] threshold_dweller@lemmy.today 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Biting is mandatory.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No non-consenual biting please.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

where's the chaos in that ?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do not lick me!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Hey! I resent that! Just because I dislike being licked does not imply I'm unpleasurable to do so!

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Too late. We've both been licked.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NO!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

Hola Pedro, mi amigo.

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 5 points 2 months ago

shed be good prezi of the states

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When I scream into the void my neighbor calls the cops for domestic violence. I love alone. That's how I know it's working.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I live that typo.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it admire from a distance or is it lick? Because now I have a bus full of very angry-seeming people.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Lick the handles while admiring the others from the distance. Keep eye contact

[–] Hackworth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Choose insanity? Whoa, slow down with the exciting, new, and controversial takes there, Yosemite Sam! It’s Wabbit Huntin Season ™, ®, ©, & ℠ and bawgawd this Carolina Reaper-flavored hockey stick is the perfect shade of humdinger for the skateboarding wallaby living queasily in your earlobe! Slurp.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Me and my brother used to annoy my mom by licking her out of the blue, she is a germaphobe and would freak out lol.

We taught my 3yo niece to do the same... until she started licking random kids lol. we had to.stop with the joke

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Did this happen 30something years ago? If so I may have briefly dated your niece in 2017

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The niece or the mom?

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Yes

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Uh oh.... I wickh a khol ole an ow aye ongue eh uck! 👅🧊