this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I came here thinking that it was going to be some sort of code to do with -/- but am very disappointed…

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Memory foam remembers everything. EVERY THING.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago

More like trauma foam

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago

You should tell your sister that under the mattress is not proper storage for flashlights and mushrooms

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like... a carrot. A mushroom. And a toothbrush.

Eh, could be worse.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like a collection of dildoes and vibrators. But my perception is jaded by a filthy mind

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] troybot@midwest.social 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's like reading ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 day ago

The thing on the right could be the neck of a cheap propane torch. So I also suspect her of arson.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

Fun and relaxation aids.

And that is a good thing to know. No ideas for birthday or Christmas? Now you know.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

couple of dildos by the looks of it

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Three, quite possibly.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dildo, wand, vibrator. Possibly two clamps or nipple suckers beside the dildo.

[–] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago

Batteries maybe?

[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Might be a rabbit styled one

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

i need banana for scale, for science reasons...