this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 45 points 22 hours ago

You can feel that blood clot really wedging itself in there.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

It's just English the first sentence.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

if this was from amazon I'm pretty sure reason code other forces the shipping cost onto the consumer, it's not surprising they want that

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Never heard of that before. Is that a US thing?

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

possibly, I just know specific return codes change who does shipping, like a defect shoves shipping bsck on the seller

[–] sgh@lemmy.ml 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It almost feels like plausible deniability like No, mr. Amazon, we didn't tell the customer how they should refund this item.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Nah, they just refuse to hire a translator.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago

Looks like they scanned the original with an OCR but I wonder what really happened.

[–] GrindingGears@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

You just know when you read something like this, whatever you bought is going to be a POS. This is pretty much an instant return for me.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 31 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I got a prostate massager with an instruction manual like this and it makes me shoot fat ropes every time.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 23 hours ago

Your mom's the best

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Ironically, there are a lot of solid products online that for whatever reason just refuse to use competent translators for their descriptions and pamphlets.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 23 hours ago

This is pretty much an instant return for me.

Exactly. Because you know they are going to refund your money and let you keep it.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago
[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

This feels like a condensed version of what a teacher must go through when reading a lazy students 3 page paper.