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[–] GrindingGears@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You just know when you read something like this, whatever you bought is going to be a POS. This is pretty much an instant return for me.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 31 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I got a prostate massager with an instruction manual like this and it makes me shoot fat ropes every time.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 23 hours ago

Your mom's the best

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Ironically, there are a lot of solid products online that for whatever reason just refuse to use competent translators for their descriptions and pamphlets.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 23 hours ago

This is pretty much an instant return for me.

Exactly. Because you know they are going to refund your money and let you keep it.