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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 144 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 28 points 23 hours ago

This is exactly what I wanted to see thank you

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Damn his junk is at eye level while standing.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

I have a very short friend who is into very tall (by my standards, anyway) men.

This thought occurs to me every time she introduces me to or shows me a picture of her newest love interest.

Amazing work, lol

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago (3 children)
  • Kevin Hart -> 5’2” / 158 cm
  • The Rock -> 6’4” / 193 cm
  • Shaq -> 7’1” / 216 cm
  • Yao Ming -> 7’6” / 229 cm

Shame that Voyager doesn’t appear to have a way to input a clean table in a comment.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

No markdown tables? :(

Let me test

Col1 Col2
val1 val2

Edit: It works but the text and background are both black??

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 12 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)
NAME HEIGHT (ft) HEIGHT (cm)
Kevin Hart 5’2” 158 cm
The Rock 6’4” 193 cm
Shaq 7’1” 216 cm
Yao Ming 7’6” 229 cm

How’d I do? L

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Looks good!

[–] Statick@programming.dev 6 points 20 hours ago

Looks fine on Jerboa

[–] btr_fan87@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's displays correctly for me in Boost.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Connect and any half decent app as well

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Where do I find a version of half decent, and how do they compare?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Compared to the others, I'd say it's half decent

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Text is white for me (voyager beta 443 and 445)

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[–] fandango@lemmy.today 5 points 23 hours ago

Always reminded of this hilarious clip whenever the heights of Kevin Hart and The Rock are mentioned:

https://youtu.be/gYic1W-1ybE?t=453

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I knew Ming was a big guy, but not that big wow. Dude towers over Shaq.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I saw him in person once when I worked in a mall. Poor guy has to duck to avoid ceiling fixtures.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I also didn't realize the height difference. I knew Ming was taller but I didn't think it was by THAT much.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 19 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I love how everyone involved looks positively delighted to stand with a taller person, except for Kevin Hart.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Here's an older pic with Shaq and Hart, he seems delighted

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 19 hours ago

I hope Shaq has a matching picture of his smiling face and an arm around someone but we can only see the top of his head

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

I mean it's probably Shaq, but there's no way to know for sure...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like a father and his 8 year old son.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're all very proud of you Kevin

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

For the others, it doesn't happen that often, so it's interesting when it does.

For Kevin Hart, it's just his reality.

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[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

well, no, at some point, there is no bigger fish, you've found the biggest fish, you are the biggest fish, congratulations, all the other fish are ashamed

[–] Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 day ago

Eventually the fish would be so large it would collapse into a singularity, arguably being fish no longer

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Falling down an MC Escher stairway and passing a portrait of Kevin Hart towering over Yao Ming.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 23 hours ago

Shaq flicking Vs like a filthy Gallagher.

[–] senorblackbean@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok but why did they leave Godzilla off the last panel?

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[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

None as tall as Grant

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So Hart could blow Ming without braking a perfect posture.

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By my very scientific calculations... Almost.

https://imgur.com/a/R00oqC4

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I refute your science and insert my fantasy.

Shaq is leaning.

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