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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 118 points 18 hours ago (3 children)
[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago

This is exactly what I wanted to see thank you

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 26 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Damn his junk is at eye level while standing.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 24 points 16 hours ago

I have a very short friend who is into very tall (by my standards, anyway) men.

This thought occurs to me every time she introduces me to or shows me a picture of her newest love interest.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Amazing work, lol

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 75 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
  • Kevin Hart -> 5’2” / 158 cm
  • The Rock -> 6’4” / 193 cm
  • Shaq -> 7’1” / 216 cm
  • Yao Ming -> 7’6” / 229 cm

Shame that Voyager doesn’t appear to have a way to input a clean table in a comment.

[–] fandango@lemmy.today 5 points 13 hours ago

Always reminded of this hilarious clip whenever the heights of Kevin Hart and The Rock are mentioned:

https://youtu.be/gYic1W-1ybE?t=453

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (6 children)

No markdown tables? :(

Let me test

Col1 Col2
val1 val2

Edit: It works but the text and background are both black??

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)
NAME HEIGHT (ft) HEIGHT (cm)
Kevin Hart 5’2” 158 cm
The Rock 6’4” 193 cm
Shaq 7’1” 216 cm
Yao Ming 7’6” 229 cm

How’d I do? L

[–] Statick@programming.dev 5 points 11 hours ago

Looks fine on Jerboa

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Text is white for me (voyager beta 443 and 445)

[–] btr_fan87@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

It's displays correctly for me in Boost.

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 44 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I knew Ming was a big guy, but not that big wow. Dude towers over Shaq.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

I saw him in person once when I worked in a mall. Poor guy has to duck to avoid ceiling fixtures.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

I also didn't realize the height difference. I knew Ming was taller but I didn't think it was by THAT much.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 14 hours ago

Shaq flicking Vs like a filthy Gallagher.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 18 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

I love how everyone involved looks positively delighted to stand with a taller person, except for Kevin Hart.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 34 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Here's an older pic with Shaq and Hart, he seems delighted

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago

I hope Shaq has a matching picture of his smiling face and an arm around someone but we can only see the top of his head

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 17 points 19 hours ago

I mean it's probably Shaq, but there's no way to know for sure...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's like a father and his 8 year old son.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

We're all very proud of you Kevin

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 21 points 19 hours ago

For the others, it doesn't happen that often, so it's interesting when it does.

For Kevin Hart, it's just his reality.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Kevin Hart and Dwayne the Johnson always play this bit in front of the camera and pretend that they don’t like each other.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Dwayne the Johnson

I'd really rather not think about Dwayne's johnson.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, it's a different Dwayne. You're talking about Dwayne the person, but the other commenter is talking about the johnson named Dwayne

Ah, my mistake. Dwayne the johnson is fine, I just don't like Dwayne's johnson.

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[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 19 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

well, no, at some point, there is no bigger fish, you've found the biggest fish, you are the biggest fish, congratulations, all the other fish are ashamed

[–] Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 20 hours ago

Eventually the fish would be so large it would collapse into a singularity, arguably being fish no longer

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Falling down an MC Escher stairway and passing a portrait of Kevin Hart towering over Yao Ming.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 7 points 17 hours ago

None as tall as Grant

[–] senorblackbean@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Ok but why did they leave Godzilla off the last panel?

That's just Ming's left elbow.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

So Hart could blow Ming without braking a perfect posture.

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

By my very scientific calculations... Almost.

https://imgur.com/a/R00oqC4

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I refute your science and insert my fantasy.

Shaq is leaning.

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