Shiloh. Radiohead isn’t terrible, and they’d probably be open to other interesting music, and so may make for better conversation than Crossfit Bro or Engaged Lady.

Susan. Make friends with HR. Get your folder marked, "promote ahead of peers".

Who gets an office anymore. I though it was all hotdesking bullshit

Lewis. I fart a lot too and have very little to no sense of smell. Open up the window and we'll fart together all day.

shiloh seems fine, walice is probably sound.

Uno reverse challenge: It's your job to allocate two of these people to the same office, and if one of them quits, gets fired, or dies you get that office to yourself. Which two do you pair up for the fastest vacancy and why?

I'll go with Lewis. Him and I can do a great duet with our farting generator.

Shiloh looks like she'd be the most fun to hang with.

The subtle just under the surface love-hate passive-aggressive interplay between Dayzie and Brice (if you're lucky, culminating in some kind of passionate-beyond-their-control office affair between them) would make that pair the most interesting to have as colleagues in the long run, IMHO.

Aww, probably Hannah. As much as I would want to be surly or jealous of someone else finding their person, I could use some positivity in my life.

Whichever isn't a fucking bigot.

Shiloh i dont mind listen to radio

You shouldn't steal memes from the meme museum

I'm not sure id have a problem with any of these honestly.

Wallace, if he isn't a dick about weed smell.

I want to pick both Hannah and Shiloh and see how the situation develops from there.

Wallace or Susan. Almost every place I’ve been HR is the freakiest of the groups and generally doesn’t care. (And yes that’s annecdotal and I’m sure there will be others who say they’re the worst)

Anyone but Brice, tbh.

• Idk what’s supposed to be bad about getting engaged
• Everyone farts
• I like Radiohead
• Natural deodorant works fine for a lot of people
• Most people I’ve known who do crossfit have been very aware that talking about it is a meme
• Dudes who are super old and still working tend to be fun
• HR folks have a lot ot useful info for getting the most out of your employment

Edit: I will decline Wallace, too, actually. As fun as he might be, at 100 there’s a pretty good chance he’ll die on the job and I don’t wanna deal with that.

Anyone but Susan.

Ah the scenarios we are forced to imagine with back to office mandates. I'll go with Dayzie because we have similar ideologies about deodorant and I can't wait for someone to complain to Susan so I can be oppositionally defiant.

100% Hannah, this isn't even a hard choice.

Meh Dayzie or Caleb, I don't use deodorant and I do a bunch of exercise. Exercise then shower, and I have a smell, but it doesn't smell bad. Most people just smell like people unless they aren't taking care of themselves.

I eat an insanely high protein diet and I crossfit regularly... "I'm not locked in here with you, You're locked in here with me!"