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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 hours ago

Jokes aside... If you're helping your homies recover from a party, you're the real champ.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Motherfuckers sure eating like they had modern access to healthcare

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Here for a good time*, not a long time

*not having a good time either, please help

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

Greasy burgers help with the good time

Definitely don't help with the long time

And too many can also ruin the good time you are here

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

I can help you have a time. Possibly

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have never understood the appeal of this kind of food when hungover. It seems like one of life's great experiences that I'm not part of.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 hours ago

Any food tastes good when you just woke up from a bender.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk, but whenever I'm hungover (or drunk) I absolutely crave fat salty food like this. And it seems to alleviate my hangover faster as well. Maybe something to do with salt helping with taking in more fluids or that there is a salt shortage after drinking a lot?

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not so fun fact, I used my macro nutrient counter to track calories of a drunken night.

Around 2000 kcal of alcohol + the junk food after, so it can be around 4000 kcal a night.

No clues why I’m getting fat 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 8 points 23 hours ago

Yeah drinking nights are an absolute calorie nuke. It's why I'm doing it less and less. I've managed to change most other part of my life for the better (not that I was ever really overweight). I run 2+ times a week, I rarely eat calorie dense processed food anymore, I rarely snack. But every now and then these drinking nights come in and ignore all the rules lol

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So if I my math is right, that’s four triple burgers with double cheese and eggs.

I’ll be gay for that too.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

get that meat in my mouf right now

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago

Yup. And when I'm done I'll have a triple burger with eggs and double cheese!

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Four doubles, with cheese, smashed taters(/onions?) and eggs

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 6 points 1 day ago

Ah yes you’re right. It’s even better.

K I’m gay now, give me some burgers.

[–] danny801@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Straight to sucking a dick. Have y'all never heard of a Wendy's?

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

now that you mention it, someone thinking he only response to a cheeseburger that you could buy for maybe 10 dollars in a diner is an unrequested homosexual sex act is somewhat surprising

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago

But have you considered, that $10 is $10

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Might? Someone's penis is getting touched over this

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What’s the row next to the eggs? I thought it was burgers at first but no way. Mushrooms? Hash browns?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Upon further inspection, they appear to be smashed potatoes, rather than shredded hash browns.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i think I can see some shreds, im willing to believe this is hash bhrahns

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

May be the case. Just that the strands appear larger than normal. Could be via mandolin... or just lack of pixels to be certain.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

excellent analysis

I thought they were onions.