Eric Bachman. This is your mom, and you are not my baby
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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Anybody notice that the cybertruck looks like a "refinement" of the taste that brought us the Aztec?
At least the Aztec was kinda useful
It was Walter White's car. It has to be useful.
Absolutely FUCK the stupid light-bar trend that this piece of junk has spawned on the road.
Light bars were popular before this travesty
Ok. It’s still the worst thing.
Front or rear or both?
Because this doesn't blind as much as other laser lights do. The trend was quite set by polestar and Volvo... Then everyone started to copy.
Driving with an astigamtism was fucking bad enough, now I just cant see the cars on the other side at all.
I focus on the lines of my lane and hope I get hit so I don't fucking have to pay rent anymore.
I finally looked at a cyber truck up close in a parking lot the other day and holy shit the gaps between the panels are huge
Like a DeLorean fucked a D20.
Like a tin can fucked a child’s drawing of a bicycle.
Like Andross fucked a VW Bus.
Like a Dalek fucked a Lego.
Like a dumpster fucked a microwave.
Lovely.
I really wish they would release the rest of his jokes in the movie. Apparently, there were more jokes that were just horrible and were cut. I wanna hear those.
I thought most of them were in the credits
Is a post really a shitpost when it spits the truth?
I mean, the post has some shit in it, dunno if that is enough to make it shot 🤔
I never thought of this before, but does Musk even travel using his shitty cars?
There were pictures of him online using the prototype version, that looks somewhat better, like a better looking shit.
Didn't this dude rape or sexually harassed a bunch of women?
I had heard he had a TBI and became an asshole afterwards. Maybe I am thinking of the wrong person.
Ewww it's TJ boner or whatever his name is