Shamelessly appropriated.
If this is Nestle we're talking about, they'd somehow find a way to do even more war crimes.
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2023
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"Nice water you had there in your nuclear powerplant...HAD."-Nestle conscript using his company combat doctrine
So Nestlé are pioneers as they remove water obstacles?
They never mention this in the Dune universe, but the reason nobody has ever been able to terraform Arrakis is because certain creatures from Nestle keep sucking up all the ground water and hoarding it for themselves.
The recent war on food would be exactly how I'd expect Nestlé to act if they acquired cruise missles.
Unilever, too. I think this means they're actually handing over information about the employees to the government so they can be conscripted. Also, fuck them for still operating there at all.
Nestle and treating humans like disposable resources. Some things never change.
Russia will send the Nestle employees to Ukraine to steal and bottle all of their groundwater.
https://www.mashed.com/717227/nestles-water-controversy-explained/
Or they end up replacing the Wagner troops in Africa to kill more babies
Maybe they could just give their product to the enemy and let diabetes take its natural course. Lobbing cans of Nesquik over the border with one of their laser guided trebuchet may be cheaper.
AK? Have they run out of mosins?
It’s short for “a knife”.
Wait, are these employees not Russian citizens?
If they aren't, that shit is fucked.
Otherwise, everyone is at risk pf conscription, always. Even if your country has laws preventing it, laws can be changed, so it's just a matter of how difficult it would be.
Being an employee of a company doesn't offer citizenship in another nation, so these titles are bullshit. It's like saying "employees of Hardee's at risk of vehicular death on US roads." It's empty.
Of fucking course nestle employees that are Russian citizens are at risk of conscription. So are employees of any company using Russian citizens inside of Russia.
Now, I didn't go and read this specific article, because there's been a dozen or more over the last week with the same basic title that I did read, and none of them said anything about anyone other than Russian citizens being conscripted
I agree
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