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It's like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
No.
Well, it's about time you did!
I tried once.. Total waste of time.
Very time consuming
I had seconds.
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hey, Google did this one over a year ago!
I'm guessing they keep interpreting "no" as "I don't want to do this anymore" without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol
Yeah it seems it's supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist "okay then" kind of joke
Eating clocks is very time consuming.
I laughed at that more than one might expect.
Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.
Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.
It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.
You're very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.
Oh damn you're not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.
Uh, because it's a waste of time!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
yes once, to gain its power. why?
Okay.
no
Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha
Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember
What an esoteric reference.
What a brutal reference.
Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.
That LLM can shitpost
every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I'm using and i always get a normal response :(
I'm not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers
I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say "Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They're outstanding in their field" and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.
Use an outdated LLM. You'll notice the screenshot is from 3.5
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Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "well, pagliaci, there's a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it."
"But doctor" replies pagliaci sadly, "I've already seen it. It was unbearable!" The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "your appointment today was for blood work, due to health system policies you'll have to schedule a separate appointment"
As Pagliaci stood to leave, the doctor called out, "hey, have you ever seen someone eat a clock?" Pagliaci had not. The doctor whispered conspiratorially, "it's crazy, check it out on YouTube. Make sure to like and subscribe, it really helps with the algorithm"
Okay.
That one took me a minute.
It should win a gong.
It kept me ticking over, anyway.
It's very time consuming
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