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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 90 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.

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[–] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They got that 15 degree fag

The rest are perpendicular or 45 degrees, peasant angles if you ask me.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On the ape it looks cool, though.

[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But that goose just looks silly.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

Geese will fuck you up like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, though.

"[Silly], how?"

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just look at these losers.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I've ever seen.

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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

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[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

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[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don't

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I dunno, dog looks like middle aged guy on smoke break just trying to make it through. Maybe not cool, but also not uncool.

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[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Which smoking animal do you feel like today?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 12 points 1 week ago

The frog looks cool af

[–] simple@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Smoking chicken here

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

I am absolutely the bunny. Because I'm moisturized and just had my hair done, but I'm also completely done.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 21 points 1 week ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is it really that excellent? Big "how do you do fellow kids" energy with this one. They all look like they could be the star of a cult classic gritty animated film noir feature about anthropomorphic animals set in wartime 1940s brooklyn. Call it "The primal inside me" or something, get that triple entendre going for it.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A gritty reboot of Wind in the Willows. Mr. Toad is right there.

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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Weirdest DND alignment chart.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.

[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

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[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am envious of that Chimp

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

The chimp, frog, and maybe the rabbit ironically looks cool ngl

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago

Those dogs playing poker in that well known painting looked pretty cool.

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 week ago

That duck looks like he's going places

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