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RIP Bob (lemmy.world)
submitted 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Relax in peace. He's fine.

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[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 minutes ago

Feels vaguely threatening lol

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 1 points 19 minutes ago

If this is OC then OP is amazing. It's a goddamn salt mine in here. ❤️

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago

OP can go fuck himself.

[–] CaJoasca_Baloon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago

almost thought he died broo what

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

Sonobabich!

Do Trump! Not this guy. This guy needs to return as the lawyer.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I hope every time you go to drink water it’s surprisingly a cup of orange juice and every time you go to drink Orange juice you have gum in your mouth.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

No way he's 62

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Did he fart?

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Don’t scare me

[–] AsslessChaps@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 hours ago

May your pillow always have two warm sides

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 25 points 9 hours ago

May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you're trying to overtake them from

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 33 points 11 hours ago

I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 43 points 12 hours ago

I hope you touch wet food from the sink

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Go stub your toe you bastard

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 77 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

There’s entire generations who think this meme is new because it’s so old that they’ve never seen it.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

New is the old new ❤️

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.

He could go at any moment... he's got entitilitus!

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 1 points 7 minutes ago

nobody knows what entitilitus is, or what entitilitus does, but entitilitus kills

[–] randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago

Almost had a gd heart attack!

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 hours ago

May you be constantly thirsty, but well hydrated all day.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 29 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Bob Odenkirk is not amused.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

According to Scott Aukerman, this is actually very representative of how Bob looks when he's reading over your comedy script before telling you it's not funny.

I think my favorite thing about Bob is how seriously he takes comedy.

[–] SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I just saw my future.

One day (hopefully decades from now) I'll be browsing whatever the internet has become and I'll see this image with that bottom line crossed out. And that's how I'll learn he died.

Or you die first

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 13 hours ago

For a second I was upset that he was actually dead. I got got lol

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago

His name is Bob Odenkirk.
His name is Bob Odenkirk.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

RIP Bob

(he's just taking a nap)

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 7 points 13 hours ago

I couldn’t buy enough paper for the list of people I’d rather see die then Bob

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 8 points 14 hours ago
[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 8 points 14 hours ago (10 children)
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 24 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Not many other shows can count a January 6th rioter as one of their main cast and writers.... but Mr. Show can!

"Jay Johnston known for his roles on Mr. Show, Bob's Burgers, and in the January 6th insurrection..."

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Was this the same bit as the used cock ring salesman bit or did Mr. Show have cock rings as a running gag?

I didn't see more than a handful of episodes due to not having cable at the time.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 9 points 14 hours ago

You can watch them all for free on the Internet archive: https://archive.org/details/Mr.ShowS01E01

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