What are you doing here? They clearly told you to KEEP SCROLLING
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2024
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It's non-stop-nut-November!
The effect was strongest for the frequency of ejaculations in young adulthood, even though prostate cancer was not diagnosed until many decades later. Even so, the apparent protection extended to all age groups. In all, men who averaged 4.6–7 ejaculations a week were 36% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer before the age of 70 than men who ejaculated less than 2.3 times a week on average.
https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer
There's some ~~hot~~ Australian masturbation in there too but I'll save that for the curious 😏
If Tommy Chong can do it so can you.
So flick those beans boys, bois, femboys, men, bears, otters, puppyboys and prostate having penis having humans alike. Avoid prostate cancer this November!
And most of all be a good enough person so you can nut with someone too!
I'm doing my part!
Wanna real challenge? I present you, no net November. Interactions with any networks are strictly prohibited.
Damn, I guess the grid is a network, so no more power for me...
So is my nervous system.
🎶 Wake me up, when November ends 🎶
Day #1 was a success. 29 more to go.
Now nutting November
Non-stop nut November
Real NNN. Instead of jerking it, have actual sex because those don't count.
Will attempt to get wife on board ✊
I feel like I have been trying to get mine on board with this our whole marriage now. If you figure out how to convince them let me know lol
We have had some issues with this. In our case, it has mostly been stress related. Really talk to your wife and understand what it is that's causing her to not want to. Maybe even help her figure it out together.
Then you can start to rebuild. Knowing the cause is half the battle.
When you know the cause of the issue, you have to try to mitigate, or eliminate that cause.
But maybe there's not just something "in the way". Maybe there's also something missing that needs to trigger her urge. Maybe start going on dates. Do romantic things together. Maybe do things together, period. Maybe she needs to reconnect. You know, ask her what she needs in order to feel sexual and horny.
Best of luck on your nookie. 💙
No. Fuck me instead!
Am I so old that I am misremembering or is this meme like 25 years old. I feel like I saw this image in the late 90s or early ‘00 slowly load over my 56k.
Definitely not just you, I instantly said "holy shit this is one ancient meme". I remember it too from the early 2000's.
"Novel Nut November" -- go do it in new places everyday! Get that excitement and freshness going for the entire month. Bingo and lifetime achievement unlocked with a dash of public indecency mixed in.
What about NaNuWriMo
National Nut Wringing Month.
Triple net must really be suffering thanks to work from home