She is a keeper
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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My question is-- What did you learn from this?
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The fuck is with these influx of censored memes? Is it to avoid some tik tok filter or some shit? I am just assuming since so many of this crap is recycled tik tok memes.
I will down vote each and every one of them, I know it won't do anything but fuck it
Can't even say dingle anymore without being banned from Insta. Ducks sake.
i wouldn't know. I've never used instagram in my life lol.
I don't know if that's true either. I don't tend to interact with other people on Instagram when I do use it. I was just making banter
As in Quandale Dingle or what?
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Wrong community, this is shitposting, you want pissposting. Maybe even vintagepissposting...
You're free to repost to pisspost this shitpost
Aloud.
It never stops being scary seeing adult and married people unable to do things you expect children to get right.
I dont understand how you dont question a jpeg. A child made this meme. It did not happen.
Now if it were a png, thats a good source. Theres a lot more transparency.
the children yearn for the mememines
This comment made me remove both my femurs.
When you hear a real knee slapper and your aim is slightly off.
I kinda wanna cut off my thighs too after reading that
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Maybe she should try more quietly.
I thought they used audio recognition or something
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I like how they censor the "C" in dick so it's just "DIK"
I found that funnier than the whole rest of it lol
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I’d probably try outside if I was going to let a woman try to hold it and aim, otherwise they’re gonna miss from just piss-poor aim or I’d start getting hard and that would make it even harder to aim.
Yeah the shower is a much easier solution
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my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn't be able to pee
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Still a better love story than twilight.
It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.
I'm going for a piss
Oh yeah, want some help with that?
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