This just keeps on giving as you keep reading
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2024
451 points (97.7% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
26690 readers
4681 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
sicu...
pot of cum...
big mama...
large and sweet...
$4.50...
wa?
It has everything, even 911, if there is an emergency after big mama.
And if you read Texas health and safety code chapter 826 it's RABIES. Coincidence? I think not.
I play POT OF CUM AND DRAW TWO MORE ...
Ewww.
*three
That card is banned.
It's large & sweet
Gonna need at least 10 minutes in between though
Veggie, but not vegan.
*um isn't vegan?
It's ok, you can say "cum" on the internet.
Or did you mean one of the following?
aum
bum
dum
gum
hum
lum
mum
rum
sum
tum
Yeah I meant *um
Nope. It falls into the same category as milk or eggs.
Now if you're vegan for ethical reasons because you object to the exploitation of animals, you might make an exception on the grounds that cum is usually very enthusiastically given, but then again free range dairy cows are always very enthusiastic about milking time too, so you'll have to be a bit more nuanced than that and include informed consent or something.
Glad we could talk.
Yeah but the difference is that dairy cows are bred specifically to make milk thus exploitation. Since the cum and jokes farms on Mars don't exist yet, cum is harvested from free ranging humans. If a free ranging deer came to you and asked you to milk it, that wouldn't be exploitation (unless the entire species had some sort of urge for doing that - see servant species in sci fi - just because they want to be slaves and serve, doesn't mean you're not a slaver for obliging).
So you're suggesting that we breed humans to maximize cum output? I'm not complaining, just clarifying.
It's a South Park reference - they had an episode about Musk and SpaceX more than seven years ago. Cartman has visions of a utopia on Mars. He then realizes that he only sees women colonists. Then he finds enslaved men underground, enslaved by women, because they deemed them useless. The only reasons they were kept alive is to harvest cum and to write jokes. Because women aren't funny.
So no cum-based eugenics?
Now I'm disappointed.
Big mama…
😫💦💦💦
Massive
Large & sweet
Came to say this.
Why did i read that whole card in Elvis' voice
Pot of greed's coomer cousin.
Only $4.50?
That's a steal!
I was gonna say the cum at my market is $5.75. Regardless, it’s way more expensive than pre-Covid pricing. I miss the “2 for $5” special at the Kum and Go. Grab that and a soda and I was set. 👍🏻
I remember when soda was included
No, it's a gift
You spelled grift wrong.
😂
What's with the random mspaint red line on the leaf on the right side of the image?
Maybe they were about to draw a circle and figured it's useless before it was done.
Uselessredline
id always heard them big ones was squirters
Sloppers, actually
My kind of veggie
Very filling
Excellent cake filling
Maybe for a cream pie?