Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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When in Rome do as the Romans do, and I do particularly love making hilariously taboo statements that mirror more conventionally acceptable fallacies. In early college I wrote an abortion focused "Modest Proposal" suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity (it might in many cases be harder on the body, but the odds a child will need it are much lower). I came at it from every angle and took each part of the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would've been proud. I've since lost the text, however.
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Tried it, didn't like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn't want kids, I'll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.
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Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!
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Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!
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Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life
That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.
Thank you for your service
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Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.
It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.
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I can't see my ovaries or womb. I guess I'll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.
A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you're going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you've mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you'll be ready to start your own menstaurant.
I would find a menstaurant (nice!) very sexist. I would eat all sexes without discrimination. As long as raised organic and free-range.
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If you CAN, please see a medical professional immediately
FYI If you don't have any connective tissue between your breasts, ovaries and womb you might have a problem. Your doctor should check you for vitamin deficiency
Look at your body men, see where the prostate is located? You are made to be railed 24/7.
"God created you..."
Ughhh.... Find comfort in religion, fine, but let's not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm...
According to Wikipedia, "the world population ... was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion."
There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.
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Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!
That's actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.
Same argument against vegetarianism/veganism
we have teeth "designed" or evolved for eating meat, thus we should eat meat.
...we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!
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Its funny because you could say the same thing about men. Oh look how beautiful life is, all im meant for is delivering dna into a woman... suddenly not so nice is it
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When rapists can legally decide the mother of their child without her say in it you know shit’s fucked.
By this logic you really can't expect me to pee in the toilet. I can't have a fire hose adapter hanging off of me just to pee straight down all the time. I was born for snow writing, and I'm coming to a yard near you!
God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘
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