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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

That tracks, coming from a priest.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

It makes a difference?

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He's a priest, but not practicing. He's great, you should check him out.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

I’m a non practicing atheist, I think I’ll pass.

[–] luves2spooge@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (4 children)

What's green and smells of pork?

! Kermit's cock

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I do not like them Sam I Am

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Grinches Christmas ham?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

username checks out

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Let's not be silly, that's where Ms. Piggy came from, obviously..

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

..... Angel puppet plz

Hopefully not. I can't imagine a Muppet is very good at insulating your hand from the heat of an oven.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, I think he did. For both.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes, I think he did. For both.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Do he did but broth?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Weren't the original Muppets like, Uber sexed and horny before it became a kids show?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

You're thinking "Meet The Feebles" (y'all get that in your search history for free), by the same Peter Jackson of LotR, but it's my head canon, too. 🤘🏽

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

From the director of Bad Taste comes a movie with no taste at all.

I love it. You know how Team America has the record for the longest vomiting scene in a puppet movie? It had to be this long to just barely beat Meet the Feebles.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll trade you the feebles for a Matt Baume video on the original hella gay Muppets

I haven't watched the video in a while, but I'm pretty sure they're overly sexed little hellions lol

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

Ohhhh, that's where the Sodomy song went?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 4 weeks ago

Well, miss Piggy is.