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[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 139 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Never forget the future that was taken from us.

[–] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 50 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Thank you Green Peace /s

Bunch of short sighted uninformed hippies

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

A lot of terrible things have been done by good people with good intentions who had no idea what the fuck they were talking about.

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[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 74 points 4 days ago (4 children)

“Mother, why do all my teeth feel itchy?”

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 50 points 4 days ago

"It's because you haven't been smoking enough. Here, smoke these two before dinner."

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 102 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Feeling snackish for an

A T O M I C

W A F E R !

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All wafers, cookies, chips, biscuits, crispbread and hardtack I've ever seen have been atomic.

I struggle to imagine one that wouldn't be.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

You don’t eat baryonic baked goods?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I bet it tastes as good as yellow cake

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 38 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Look at his face, he's 100% gonna eat that.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Uranium has so many calories, he will never have to eat again

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

duuude how many degrees celsius do you think one uranium wafer could heat one litre of water by??

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Doesn't matter, if you eat one you won't have to worry about starving anymore

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

It's literally called wafer. Can't blame him

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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 55 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!"

"By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!"

"My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition."

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 50 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Too 👏 cheap 👏 to 👏 meter

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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you want to be Malons? This is how you become Malons. /s

[–] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Putting it in my underwear later...

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, if you're a Stalker, it may put hair on your kids бляать.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Gotta power the family brain scorcher, for home defensse

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I passed out from the flood of Fallout references that just rushed into my brain.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago

Clean! Safe!! Too cheap to meter!!!

/pffft

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