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[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.

  • the best advice an AI ever gave (too bad it was a fictional AI)
[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Fuckin’ A on this one. Think about how much companies make with entirely artificial scarcity. You can only add 1 license to this, you can only watch on one TV unless you pay us $15 a month. It costs $200 to change where you are in the database table for this flight. Complete bullshit and we need to see it for what it is and stop it. I love how she says all that will be left in their wake is dull capitalists. Exactly. Stop playing their games. Play your game.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wasn't so long ago that someone would get laughed out of a room for taking the internet this seriously. People never planned for the inevitability of the internet being central to modern life, and, years later, here we are.

So, to whomever needs to hear it: Maybe start taking things like what this person is saying a little more seriously going forward.

[–] Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seriously man. The religious wars on YouTube. Cause they calmly debate their point of view right? WRONG. And it's the same BS with politics. People are just so angry. And then there's trolls who make things even worse. Like seriously man these mfs need Jesus.

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No one needs Jesus.. that’s the start of a lot of our problems

[–] Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hehe I got 27 downvotes even though it was kinda tongue in cheek. The problem is not Jesus. The problem is Paul. Most Christians prioritize Paul's letters over what Jesus says.

I was an atheist for 5+ years but then I read the Gospel of Mark (the first Gospel btw, so from a secular perspective it's more reliable since it's closer to the events described).

I'd recommend y'all read it with an open mind, worst case scenario you're reading Jewish mythology. But it really could be more than that, you won't know until you read it.

Paul says some silly things sometimes, he's a bit of a mixed bag. Sure, female literacy rates were lower 2000 years ago but "I don't allow women to teach" or "they should stay silent" really? Obviously Paul was a product of his time.

Meanwhile in John chapter 8, Jesus forgives an adulterous woman, He doesn't condemn her!!! Very scandalous thing to do in the 1st century. "He who is without sin, cast the first stone". You don't even have to do interpret the text all that much too notice that Jesus was a feminist. But Christians would rather read what Paul wrote rather than... Christ. Hence they are Paulians. Unlike Paul, Jesus never condemns the LGBT, not once. If you're an ex Christian you'll also remember that Jesus didn't actually like the rich all that much, or the religious authorities at the time, the Pharisees. So much hate in this world man, people don't read 1 John 3. How could anyone read that and think "God hates the gays"? They read Paul who never saw Jesus in the flesh rather than John, the beloved disciple.

Jesus even talks about false Christians in Matthew 7:

15 “Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16 By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17 Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ 23 Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’

Read the Gospels with an open mind and if you're convinced find an LGBT affirming church with female pastors. God loves women and he loves gays. He loves all of us, John 3:16-17. I'm telling you man (or woman) reading the Gospels is awesome. Unlike Paul, everything Jesus says is relevant today. In the unlikely event that you don't find His words and teachings inspiring, at the very least you know what you're rejecting. Fundamentalists Baptists are not Christians. Trumpist "Christians" also completely missed the point.

Give it some thought "seek and ye shall find..." Jesus never fails to fulfill his promises. The key is reading the Gospels and you'll see the real Jesus. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. God bless you brother/sister. May he grant you happiness and peace of mind :)

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The problem is religion in general, fuck off with quotes from your hate book. No one cares what some zealots in the desert heard in their heads and thought it was a god speaking to them

[–] Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Very sad that you think this way. You must have never read 1 John. Those hateful Christians are disgusting and they're leading people astray. As I mentioned already, they're wolves in sheep's clothing. They're not good people. Find me ONE verse where Jesus (not Paul) says gay sex is sin, or that women are to stay silent. If that's the case, it is a hate book. Maybe you'll find something. I'm willing to change my mind.

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Again, not reading your hate book. Fuck off

[–] Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

Again, not a hate book. Jesus loves you so much. Even if it takes years for you to open your heart to Him, he'll wait patiently. God bless you, JJ.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Too right. Ain't nobody needs that "the most important commandment is to love others as yourself" crap.

[–] Rolando_Cueva@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Exactly. This is why I follow Christ and not "Christians" those people just give Jesus a bad rep. If only they read the Gospels and took them to heart. If only they obeyed Jesus' commandments. A false Christian is worse than a moral atheist. By a huge margin, or as New Yorkers would say, YUGE. I know finding a true church is gonna be hard (I returned to Christ last month) but I trust the Holy Ghost will guide me.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 month ago

So anyways, that's why I insist that any cryptocurrency I use is 100% FOSS and 100% p2p. The future of the world's money supply doesn't belong in the hands of any foundation.

[–] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

NewPipe is great on my phone, SmartTube for my TV. I tried showing others but it's like they don't think that there is a problem. I use Arch btw.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

100%.

SponsorBlock on SmartTube is incredible. Saved so much time

[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FreeTube is pretty good as well. Using it on Debian (or Mint).

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

+1 to FreeTube. It just sucks that all these players typically use the same YouTube.js lib. So when google fucks with that lib (because they definitely cat-and-mouse that shit), it breaks so many.

[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's my fear as well. Google breaks literally everything they touch.

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

What data stealing evil corpo site did she use to get this message out? X? 🤔

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Stop using Discord if you care for the internet. Seriously, Discord is the internet but privatized. It’s the precursor of the future of the internet that capitalists want. Access only available if you login. Search is useless for anything older than a week. Data not accessible to search engines, even on public servers. Need to use their bloated (web)app. Charges for basic functions. Stop 👏 using👏 Discord👏 What is wrong with good old forums.

And Twitter is going the same direction as Discord.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Especially stop using Discord as a support forum for your software project. That's the most daft thing ever conceived.

[–] icedterminal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

GitHub is a great place for this. They have an Issues and Discussions tab for repos. Zero reason to use Discord if you use GitHub already for your project.

[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Personally I'm ok with discord for private social communication, imo not everything needs to be archived or searchable. But there's people/devs who use discord as a knowledge repository and that's the recipe for disaster imo.

The recipe: Old problem questions, solutions, how to guides, ... All hidden behind a login wall and if you do get in, then you still have to contend with the crappy search engine, so you might just as well ask the probably already answered question yet again. And one day it's probably all going poof or behind some kind of paywall. Basically also what quora has been trying to do for years, but I don't think any people with more than a few braincells complain about quora being hard to access, since most of their content stinks anyhow.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

yeah this is mostly my gripe with discord. Many groups, especially game dev groups, use it to share knowledge with the public, yet that knowledge quickly becomes buried and virtually inaccessible.

[–] chuck@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Some people will link to Piped to avoid YouTube, some people will link to Bing Videos

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did TikTok just stop working in the browser completely? I won't download the app, but my family sometimes send me links to it and the videos never load anymore. I thought it was my VPN.

[–] b0gl@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 month ago

You usually have to remove anything after the numbers and "?", that should allow you to play it in the browser.

[–] NicolaHaskell@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

"Hey wanna hang out?"

"I can't sorry, a Catholic witch on the Internet was on her hands and knees crying begging me to live a tortured life and I felt bad telling her no"