this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago

I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.

[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn't cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn't get in trouble at all.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Good story, but too much for a single panel of a comic IMO.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Chicken butt! As the driver speeds off.

[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This must be a blue country. Or it is about driving in the wrong lane.

source

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Or maybe the cyclist is on the wrong side of the road.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It can be whatever you want it to be!

[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but what is it really?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago
[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Drivers pulls up and they both romantically build a doctor who Lego set

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

As we only ever got three, they should have enough time to build all of them.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

"Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone"

Roarrrs off with spinning tires.

[–] TOModera@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Biker runs into a bale of hay. Driver corrects himself.

[–] Letsdothis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This should be the winner

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

We're going to the bar after work. Are you joining?

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

“Just saying hi!” [drives off]

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 month ago

Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist

Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)

Later at the pub
Driver: I can't believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
Cyclist: I know but the top end isn't really what I need. Another round?
Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.

[–] fpslem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Where's your bike seat?

[–] Dungrad@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

The byciclist lays crying cramped in the hospital while the car driver lays their hand on them with a defeated look on their face.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You got the seatpost up your butt!

[–] pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

PENETRATION!

[–] quafeinum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get off the road, asshole. - - based on real events. I've even had it said to me by someone going the opposite direction.

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I literally once had someone yell at me for riding on the road, then someone else yell at me for riding on the sidewalk - in the same day. More like within a few hours.

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

He says 'pebnis'

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

That's not how this song goes at all! I wrote it. And it's the truth.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hit and run

[–] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"We're mere stickfigures in a cartoon"

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

"Our entire existence is imited to these panels and we are on our last. The moment we stop talking we will be cast back into the endless void, never to return"
"What?"
The end

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Driver: You're sexy and you know it!