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USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you're going anywhere near a school

That's not true, my laptop is friends with Mark
Though i think it's because they were manufactured in the same factory, so i guess they're family so that doesn't count

Lol, 700kWh?

Crypto is very powerhungry, but it's not even close to that much much

"Design is fine, is just user error"
- every designer ever

Everybody knows why, it's because instead of buying a house, they're buying avocado toast!

/s if that somehow wasn't obvious

- Guitar Solo

There's only one explanation

Who knows, maybe they'll go the joker route and make it a musical

Hey don't slutshame, let's keep this a hotplug-positive community

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

• mushrooms

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

In stasis, it bends but won't break us
Aurelia, majestic as a lion's roar embodies her
Terranean, threaten and shield us
Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
She's born again
[...]
Medusa, a haunting allure
Elusive ectoplasmic residue
She'll dance for you
Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
Of eternal blue