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[–] sxan@midwest.social 56 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Years ago, when home web cams were new, there was a documentary that showed what pets get up to when the owners aren't home. The #1 first thing is to get up on all the places that they're not allowed.

They don't learn that they're not allowed certain places; they learn that they're not allowed when you're around.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why you upgrade your webcam with a nerf gun.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why you clean your surfaces before preparing food!

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Nerf gun suggestion sounds more fun

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I finished my lunch one day, cleared off the table, went back downstairs to my office - oops, I forgot something - go back upstairs immediately to find my dog already completely standing on the table, looking for crumbs.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Oops! I'm usually done by the time you come back down. Ha ha!"

[–] ving_thor@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course. But at least we can teach him not to be on the table when we're eating.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yah, it was just a comment, not a criticism. We do the same with ours, in the futile hope that they'll at least abstain from jumping on the dining room table when we have guests. In true cat fashion, we have one who only jumps in the dining table when we have guests.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck you, I am going to do what I want.

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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's why I'll randomly put double sided tape on surfaces.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm here to say the cat WILL learn it is not supposed to be on the table.

This does not mean the cat will not get on the table.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sure, sure, while you are awake and around you can have it your way.

[–] evatronic@lemm.ee 19 points 3 weeks ago

Ours has leaned they are not allowed in the counter when we're watching.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Does Gin have a sibling named Tonic?

[–] ving_thor@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

He has a roommate called Whisky. But Whisky is still highly sceptical of Gin.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

And Juice, Cotton, Rummy, Sloe, Fizz…etc.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I was wondering if had a son named Gon

[–] yo_scottie_oh@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How do you correct the cat when he goes on the table?

[–] ving_thor@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Firmly saying "NO", then loud clapping, and finally lifting him to the ground and bit paying attention to gim for a few moments.

After a while they react to the signs. No garantees that it works on every cat, but it works with our other cat.

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

You should remind your cat that his learning is making Descartes sad

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

the table is lava