Slippery slope. You start with banning twisting peoples nutsacks, next you're banning cultural cornerstones like unpaid minionships and alchemical testing on chimera.

[–] chuwu@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Ed...ward

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is transmuting people's clothes into elemental sodium still allowed?

Asking for professional reasons.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

yes but not on sundays

[–] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What? So you'll allow magical flying hammers but not fully automated ball twisting?

This is not justice - this shadow council is a sham! They do NOT love casting SPELLS.

[–] complacent_jerboa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

#LegalizeNuclearBombs

[–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Let's see if the shadow government will stop sponsoring them over this

[–] Andiloor@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

And yet they're eerily silent on the spell "induce greater PCOS"

[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

what a twist!

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