neudke

joined 1 year ago
 
 

the cheese is under the sauce

 

hell yeah am i ready for lemmy beans 2 the beanening

 

but you can fend them off with this cast iron pan, good combo!

[โ€“] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

reese's puffs cereal shreds the roof of your mouth and makes you taste like you're bleeding (because you are) i don't exactly dislike it but it can't be good for the children. the little demons get a taste for blood and suddenly you're next

[โ€“] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you can imagine an apple in your head and rotate it for free no one can stop you

be the change you want to see in the world. queer up!

yeah don't threaten me with a good time

 
 
 
[โ€“] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

percussive maintenance

 

not alone***

[โ€“] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please

why "scientists "have classified ratatouille a horror film. telling

 
 

tell me how are you feeling today

i am feeling confident and frightened

 

nobody will apply because this is vista paint not xp paint. i don't care how big the monitor is

 
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