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[–] match@pawb.social 12 points 19 hours ago

republicans won't let us have the dog hrt πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

I'm getting fat.

[–] BobTheDestroyer@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago

So, Terry Bernadino?

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

My ugly ass overweight middle aged body, and no one telling me i should

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

my ugly masculine body that's been destroyed by t

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

It really does feel like a sickness...

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The fat fucking boner I get whenever I dress like this

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

To be fair, there's a very simple solution for that... πŸ”’

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nuuuu that's not simple >:(

[–] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

shrimple as that

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 8 points 1 day ago

Probably the toughest part would be actually finding cute clothes in male proportions. It's so hard to find corsets, crop tops, etc that fit without having tits.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just don't got them hips to pull this off

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

RIGHT?!!! I just get muscle-y thighs when I work out my lower body. No bigger butt :(

[–] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then you're not working out the butt.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 3 points 22 hours ago

lol I keep working out my biceps and my calves keep getting muscly but not my biceps. Must be my body!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hella expensive

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't wanna see my belly in a crop top, and my hairy lower back. I'll do you a favor and keep my shirt on.

[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 1 points 39 minutes ago

Thank you for your consideration. The society as a whole unconciously thanks you for this.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Respect for people around me, for one. No one wants to see middle aged man midriff

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago

I dress for comfort, not so much style and the tight fitting stuff just isn't for me. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in or nothing at all, just be careful of local laws and certainly act in accordance with them. No one wants to end up in prison over clothing choices.

[–] shikogo@pawb.social 22 points 1 day ago

I would if I could. But I can't find any crop tops that don't leave space for boobs I don't have or want, or dolphin shorts that leave space for male anatomy.

I am so done with the same 3 options for male clothing being the only thing available anywhere.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

In my case, my fractional hip-to-waist ratio.

Also my mole-ridden skin. No one wants to see that.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Isabella@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Must ... DRESS ... in Boring ....

I wish I could dress up a little funny from time to time

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago
[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"What's stopping men from dressing like this?"

Dignity and self-respect?

Yes. The lack of it. I don't have the self esteem for a crop top.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink κƒΌοΈ΅κƒΌ)

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That’s why I always use compact mode

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago

Compact mode is the only mode.

compact mode makes sense when most of the content is text

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah sorry but I would rather be caught looking at fetish content

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago

Thankfully, it's only one user fetish posting so it's easy to block

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 day ago
  1. I'm fat.
  2. The weather.
[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

not fur enough so is am tooo colds :<

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why cuddle homies exist, Max

That's great for cuddle times, but what about other times like checking the mail or working

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

have you tried contrast showers? :D

[–] reddeadhead@awful.systems 19 points 1 day ago

Not having cute outfits. :(

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

Hatecrimes πŸ˜”