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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Hell fucking yeah I love weed and sex

Let's hear it for weed and sex!!!

[–] terraborra@lemmy.nz 22 points 1 month ago

Only if I’m getting f’d by Microsoft.

/I use Arch btw

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 points 1 month ago

I inject the weed and do the sex all the time!

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's what Windows Recall is gonna do to you without your consent.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 1 month ago

Now that they've discontinued HoloLens (today), that'd be hard.

...or so we think

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks. Am doofus, didn't see it.

Yay for the funnies

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Oh my god I’ll double doofus because I saw this response and still didn’t get it. I’ve been on wsb too long and thought funny numbers meant losses.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Funi numbr and Microsoft bad

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I also genuinely want to know

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Time to lay off more game developers to make numbers go brrrrr

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 17 points 1 month ago
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish I had some money lying around to make a bot to indiscriminately buy random stocks at 420.69.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

That's exactly what I sold GME for, at the height of that whole shebacle

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I missed the news story, what they do?

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was looking for why the stock was dropping lol. They discontinued HoloLens today.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's just a tiny blip, look at the 1Y or even 1M views.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 1 month ago

and I was wondering what the cause of the tiny blip was

Invested another billion in ClosedAI

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

oh no, this can only mean we must push more ads and AI

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Introducing Microsoft Copilot ++. Now with access to your camera, to help you look your best in your next teams meeting

Actually something they would publish

EDIT: Edited came to camera

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 1 month ago

Bing: "Strong buy"

(Lemmy currently doesn't support attachments yet, but Mbin and Mastodon do as the only available way of image upload; hence, my attached image would likely show up as nothing for you, so I also embedded it in markdown. Attachments allow server hosters to cache thumbnails while still specifying alt text. Follow the progress at https://github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy/issues/2456!)

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Hopefully their stock goes down even more, anything that makes the shareholders suffer is a good thing.

[–] credo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The subsequent drop was because Elon bought in.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

ooh, hp is going down

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 month ago

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