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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will never forgive 4chan for ruining jars.

[–] hexabs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 17 points 1 day ago

Cum jar and one guy one jar, I assume?

If you don't know what they are, good for you, keep your innocence.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Here's some search keywords for you: rainbow dash jar

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I did not expect that. Interesting.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

That's one way to put it

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't watch dragon ball z or whatever to know... is he going to submerge the doll in a cumjar to give it extra power?

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I don't think there was an episode of Dragon Ball where Goku goes into a hyperbolic cum chamber.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Not yet 😏

[–] addie@feddit.uk 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Dang. It's going to take a dedicated regime to fill up a one gallon jar with, eh, fluids.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

A one gallon glass jar is about 10.5 inches high. Stuffing the 11" plush figure into it isn't going to leave a lot of room for... anything else.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Regimen? Cause otherwise imma picture a military junta taking turns to fill the jar.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't know, but I've been told
Filling the jar is getting old

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

I believe General Ripper referred to it as ‘essence’.

The fluids were about fluoridated drinking water.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago