Imagine being stuck in a cell with someone that won't stop talking about crypto
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2024
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Two twitter bots: One won't stop talking about crypto, the other won't stop telling you pussy is in bio.
Mostly horseshit clickbait. They are both in a lower security dormitory style lockup at the same holding facility e.g. large room with a lot of bunk beds.
...Combs began living in the same unit as Bankman-Fried and sleeping in a “dormitory-style” room with a number of other defendants last week after he was arrested...
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That wasn't even on my 2024 bingo card!
"Wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy" yeah how about no, Kesha
Do they sell baby oil in commissary?
Well, no question about which one is going to be the bottom