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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago

1000016988 Oh shidd waddup

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

The spider that was just there a second ago 💀

[–] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

FOM THE WINDOWWWW TO THE WALL!

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

🎶Sweat drippin off their balls, if they had any and were not lizards 🎶 🎶

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They found Saddam Hussein!

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

And his WMDs for a change

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Justin is pointing away from the field of view. A common tactic of his to distract from his pledge to overhaul the electoral system beyond fptp.

The object they are pointing to, however, is a picture of Melania giving him the dough eyes.

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago

I think you mean Doe eyes, but after that many years with Trump, maybe they've mutated.

[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 5 points 20 hours ago
[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dick, Dick, it looks like a huge…

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

A projection of the latest Where's Waldo scene

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago

The next order number up at the Ottawa kebab shop.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Another russian ammo dump blowing up.

[–] Streetlights@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

He said wrong answers.

[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

See? The vagina is lower than the penis. It's between the legs, while the penis is in front.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

What's your favorite planet? Mines the sun.

[–] Mechanize@feddit.it 6 points 1 day ago

They are on the Odyssey bridge, pointing at the Ori warships passing through the Supergate!

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

OP's mother

To where one can fuck off.

A compilation video of all the times I did something stupid.

They're calling their next home run.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Look Andrew, you fucked up.

[–] Mastershelf@lemmy.one 8 points 1 day ago

"Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?"

[–] yaMatt@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

They're not pointing, it's a picture of the first practice of their Saturday Night Fever routine.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 6 points 1 day ago

"BRO, it's, like, RIGHT THERE"

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

it says gullible on the ceiling

Hey, Skynet's coming online! So much easier to enforce the Emergencies Act next time.

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

They're deflecting everybody's attention so the admiral can pee of the other side of the boat.

[–] sudo42@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago
[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

René Lévesque

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 3 points 18 hours ago

The menu at McDonald's

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe there's a presentation slide up there detailing the concept of a plan?