Illegalmexicant

joined 1 year ago
[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Don't make him mad, ~~you~~ women wouldn't like him when he's mad

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Damn that Geordi voice in my head is spot on.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I better use my strong hand

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, let the hate flow through you!

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Damn meddling kids!

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

What's your favorite planet? Mines the sun.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the pager to you.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Looks perfect to me

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Oh boy, here I go ~~killing~~ racing again

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk..I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.

 
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