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SWEET JESUS!
*turns phone upsidedown*
I recently got to experience this glorious moment, and I feel this is the appropriate post to share it in.
As did I a couple years ago, I had to pull over and send it to the wife.
...i, too, had to text-message my coworker...
Ive got a spare tube of Armor All wipes you can have...
Sweet baby Jesus!
Porn 321 boobs
In all the years I've had this car, I never even noticed that. Thank you, I'll never be able to unsee it now!
You hit 80,000 miles in what appears to be a ~20 year old GM (my '03 S10 has a similar gauge cluster with the same odometer/gear display) "a couple years ago?"
Edit: Yeah that's the instrument cluster from an '00 to '05 Chevrolet Impala.
It's an '05 Monte Carlo, but damn good call!
It was my grandfather's car for much of its life. He only ever really drove it like a mile at a time before he was no longer able to drive. When he passed away a few years ago, I got it. For being a car that survived Sandy and sitting in several feet of salt water, it has held up astoundingly well. At the time, all it needed was an electrical harness replacement. Since I got it, other than tires, brakes, and routine maintenance since, I've only just had to replace the exhaust line last year. It's been a damn good car, and I plan to keep it as long as I can!
I've got an '05 Buick Century with a similar story that just crossed 120,000 miles, and it's had a shockingly easy life. I put most of the miles on after my grandmother passed.
The similarity to my S10's gauge cluster, and the fact that there hasn't been an S10 with mileage that low since Obama took office, is what got my attention. I haven't seen that odometer display without the top digit lit in 15 years.
It couldn't have been just a touch warmer, could it?
Niice.
I just looked and I've got 593kms until I clock over to 80085.
I will try not to miss it, but there is a solid chance I'll look at 80086.
Why even lock it if the code is on the door?
To keep people from accidentally walking in?
You won't mistake it for a closet if you have to enter a code to get in.
"Sorry, I didn't know this room was in use! I typed 8008 on the keypad because it spells boob. I like boobs..."
Probably no way of leaving it unlocked, and a sign can be taken down
I've seen these before, I can confirm it's real
but, are you real?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle
l i c k
Pumping room? You mean the closet with the free yummy milk?
I imagine the person trying to decide whether to use 8008 OR spell it on the keypad with corresponding letters like the meme with the guy choosing between two red buttons.
spell it on the keypad with corresponding letters
something something fuck you united states
Don't pump too hard or you might just end up 55378008.
😂
I caught your reference OP.
What's the reference?
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