myrrh
joined 1 year ago
...standard issue alongside steve miller band greatest hits...
...man, CNN jumped the f*cking shark way back during gulf war ONE; they haven't merited the presumption of legitimate journalism for three decades...
...lest we forget: our global anthem...
...i get why it's funny (the donner party infamously resorted to cannibalism) but i don't get how it's ironic...
...tomatoes, olives, peppers, zucchini...
...nobody would follow an uncharismatic bore like you!..
...robotech, seaquest, and firefly...
...hey, that's just like my library's old PET 2001, my first computer!..
...our orange kitty does the same, but he's the smartest cat we've ever known: perfectly adept at opening doors on his own, so we must keep them all deadbolted lest we find wild critters brought into the house, which has happened on several occasions...
(he's also pretty good at operating our ipads and desktop computers; he's sent gibberish text-messages more than once and i worry that someday he'll buy something online!)
...beauty, that...
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...we had spoons, they were broken; i text-message my mom a couple times per year on christmas and mother's day...