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[–] PMmeYourPenis@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Would you cut off 6 fingers for that one piece

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 13 points 2 months ago

Do they have to be mine?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Do I get to choose which ones I keep? If so, yes.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which four would you keep and why have you thought this through in advance?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Bold of you to assume I thought it through any more than the time it took for that comment.

Anyway, I'd keep my two thumbs plus the index finger on my right hand and middle finger on my left.

It's against the spirit of the question but I'd also "keep" the ones that were cut off after they were removed with the hopes of getting them reattached with some of that billion dollars.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What an inspiration and a triumph to suffer such a tragedy and still be able to pull off the shocker with the best of 'em.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lol I was thinking if you’re losing six out of eight fingers, you’d probably want one on each hand.

[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Honestly I would sac all 10 and and just get good bionic replacements

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Straw Hat gang rise up!

[–] odium@programming.dev 15 points 2 months ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Just one more and that's it, I swear, I mean it this time!

Yeah... uh-huh, sure.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

No... They are in the final phase. So maybe we'll have an ending in ten years !

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago

Hey it's Biffy Clyro's album "Puzzle"!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 months ago

I'm starting to think that legend was bullshit...

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

sao is better than 1 piece

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Is this about circumcision reversal?