myster0n

DJ Who's Ein

Boiling the pasta removes some of the starches from the pasta, which is why people recommend adding some pasta water into your sauce. Maybe you're allergic to those starches?

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

Harambe?

Thanks 🍿

I think you wanted to say "you f🦆k-cakes"

These days, how many people react when a car alarm goes off? Other than "Can somebody stop that alarm?"

Do they have to be mine?

Aw, you shouldn't.

He's not against buns, he's against brioche buns

Title could be better. Something like "Ex Xbox Exec Explains...". So much for journalistic integrity.