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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Dont you guys remember? We were all there. That's where they put the bees in.

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 hours ago

ITT: .world’s image hosting costs are doubled

[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Probability of a freckle on any limb is going to increase with age. I'm 4/4, maybe 8/8 if you count both sides of each limb. So yeah, pretty good chance that others born before 1990 are going to have a freckle there.

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Son of a bitch...

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck why is this correct

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[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 11 points 11 hours ago

Yep, it's there alright

[–] sidekickplayah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 hours ago

Motherfucker...

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 90 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (4 children)

Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn't sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.


"Hmmm...I'll be damned."

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 minutes ago

I am not even white and I have it. Although it is a bit closer towards the wrist than this pic.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 23 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.

This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

So how many people knew about this shared freckle badge? I apparently am defective as I didn’t get stamped with it at birth, maybe my mom forgot to check that option at the dealership. Maybe this means I’m a reptilian or am a member of the illuminati. Or who knows maybe I sliced it off in my youthful escapades and shenanigans. Oh well, just another club I’m not a member of.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Well those of us who have the freckle have always known. Given that you do not have the freckle, I’m afraid that is all I can share.

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Me too! WTF? Why? I mean I can see that statistical it may just be a thing, but mine is exactly in the right spot.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 hours ago

I got a lot more than just the one. I've got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.

[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

i have one but im a freckly boy

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Yep. Me too.

[–] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm Brazilian, a zennial, and I have a similar freckle on the other side of my left arm, as well as another freckle on the same spot, on my right arm tho. Is it related to some vaccine shot from childhood, or other factor? (I remember having some shot mark from one of these shots over the upper arm, dunno which shot, if parotitis or rubella)

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[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 13 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Welcome to survivor bias land.
(I don't have it.)

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm in the club. Is there a handshake?

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[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 14 hours ago

But that's not a freckle??? That's a mole

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 29 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (7 children)
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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's actually weird how I have the left forearm freckle, but nothing on the right arm. Is it from sticking your arm out while driving or something??

I don't even drive though so

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 9 hours ago

It's where the microchips went in.

God damn it

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 17 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I don't have it! What's wrong with me??

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 21 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Barnum Statement.

I've gotten suuuper into introspective / therapeutic tarot reading and in my related research I've come across a bunch of techniques used by people who use them performatively as a divinatory illusion. The funniest part is if I was going to do it therapeutically for another person I would probably do all the same things I'd just be honest that that was what I was doing. Kinda like a ritualistic / spiritually themed rorschach test.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is exactly how I use tarot! It's not a magical technique of divination, it's a collection of targeted vagueries that help your brain frame a concept in a way you wouldn't naturally conceive. You make the answers, tarot is just the conceptual equivalent of picking up an object and inspecting it to figure out what it is.

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[–] halvar@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I was born in the 2000s and I have it

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Rut roh... I've got three of them.

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 17 hours ago

Yup I have it.

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