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[–] hal_5700X@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

Best: Reese’s

Worst: Circus Peanuts

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I got eerily angry complaints from parents one Halloween after I gave out cotton candy "because it filled up too much space in their bags for something that would dissolve in their mouth all at once anyways as well as make them hyper as it's just sugar". Makes me wonder how they spent their evenings.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago

oh man pixie sticks are like summoning a demon

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Man those parents don't know shit - you were a Hallowe'en hero

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Best: Full size Snickers, Reese's Halloween editions

Worst: Candy Corn and Circus Peanuts

[–] ArkhamNightshift@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

First thing I thought of when I saw the post, and your comment was the first I saw!

[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Best: Reese's, starbursts, Skittles

Worst: Those peanut butter chews wrapped in orange or black that have a weird soft but chunky feel that reminds me of something half digested. Anything healthy. Anything not candy (stickers, pencils, etc).

[–] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Glow bracelets go super fast in my neighborhood. They even take them off my skeletons. Of course we do candy too.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Came here to post unnamed peanut butter bullshit.

Like, our parents were supposed to look at our candy to make sure it wasn’t tampered with (urban legend), yet everybody looked at the unlabeled wrap job on those pieces of shit and was like β€œyeah, this def doesn’t contain a razor blade.”

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[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Best: drugs

Worst: also drugs

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[–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Best: Good candy corn

Worst: Bad candy corn

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There are tiers of candy corn?

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Best: Subjective.

Worst: religous pamphlets proletizing the youth because the religous must target those without fully functioning brains lest their numbers dwindle.

I see no one has mentioned Swedish fish yet. Always felt they were so freaking waxy they tasted like nothing. Probably not the worst though.

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I recently tried a "European" swedish fish by Kolsvart, and they are way better.

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[–] rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

Best: full size Snickers bars

Worst: full size Snickers bars but you have peanut allergy

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Best: kit-kats, twix, heath bar, and the wee chocolates dark/light/crunch mix assortment.

Worst: banana laffy taffy, smarties

Also I freaking love black licorice and my kids do too but would never, ever dare hand it out, absolutely a trick not a treat for most kids.

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 2 weeks ago

Best: Butterfinger Worst: candy corn, circus peanuts

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Best: twix, 100grand, candy corn, sweet tarts

Worst: bottle caps, heath, unnamed hard candies, tootsie rolls

[–] sentientity@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I blocked out the existence of bottle caps

I have a buddy who's favorite is heath bars

He's a little different

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The dentist's house handed out toothbrushes. Which actually was really thoughtful and appreciated by the poorer parents

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Worst is Necco wafers.

Best is Whoppers, then Sixlets.

[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ha, I would take Necco over whoppers and sixlets any day. We should have been friends as kids; best candy trade partner ever.

[–] BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Trick or treating isn’t so much of a thing in Australia, even though the idea of Halloween and dressing up has become more popular.

Anyway, no one has ever done it in our neighbourhood, but just in case I buy a bag of chupa chups in October in case anyone knocks on the door.

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I once gave a single banana to a group of kids and told them to be sure to split it between them.

That was a massive improvement over the year before, where I had nothing at all.

It was extra sad because their parents only allowed them to go through the building they lived in, and it didn't have many people.

Thing is, halloween isn't really a thing there, plus I am absolutely terrible with dates.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When I was a kid my father handed out cans of soup.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My MIL used to work for a dentist. One year he encouraged? required? the employees to hand out toothbrushes on Halloween. My hubby begged his mom not to do it, to just fib and tell her boss she had. But... she went through with it. They got egged that night & their pumpkin was smashed. She fucked around and found out.

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[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Your birthdays must have been memorable

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

If the reaction of the kids who come to my door is any indication the best is ring pops. You can sometimes hear kids shouting to other ones down the street "hey, this place has ring pops!"

Worst: those molasses toffees with the orange/white/black wrapper

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The best is almost always full size candy bars, though everyone's personal favorites are different.

As for the worst, people might rag on the orange and black peanut butter things, candy corn, or circus peanuts. I personally like them all and I feel most of the hate is memetic.

The real bad candy? Peppermints. Even worse and strange? Peppermint candy canes.

Sure, I like them in December, but seeing those mixed in with other candy is an insult and reminds you of Christmas creep. It's a breath mint. There might be one freakish kid who likes those hard minty disks of Christmas flavor around Halloween, but really, no one is excited about these restaurant give aways. Even hating on the candy you don't like is part of the Halloween experience, but peppermint just feels wrong in a trick or treat bag.

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[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Best: chocolate Worst: raisins

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Best: Reese's peanut butter cups

Worst: Tootsie Rolls, they're just wax with a slightly sweet flavor

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[–] Tramort@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Best: Twix

Worst: peanut butter kisses

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Worst->Best

At least on the scale of what I'm handing out.

Had to scale it back this year only 43 lbs, probably only last about half the night.

What I don't understand about those garbage molasses candies is who buys them and why? At this point they've been the most hated candy for decades.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Best: full size candy bars Worst: US Smarties.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Best: King size candy bars

Worst: Those little rock-hard peanut butter taffy things in the black and orange wrappers.

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[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

MaryJanes. Should be outlawed by international convention.

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