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[–] snooggums@midwest.social 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] Hudomi@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Soy for the latter resource.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Do you hold a stronghold filled with short people ?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] kureta@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

Congratulations Professor Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart!

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I got tenure despite having less seniority than you MaggotyCumfart!

[–] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am -not- in academia (so I can’t upvote), but this makes me somehow feel kinda better about myself.

Please tell me that, idk, “thoughtful” people need more time to review things (carefully), or something, and that explains this fault... Right? Hello? Is this thing on?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not the email, just the constant existential crisis.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

Normal people do not do phds, for better or for worse.

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

And CPD: Chronic Procrastination Disorder

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds a lot like corporate middle management tbf.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

No you exchange those emails until you get medicated.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I teach at college and work in research at university, that's how I spot witch students will end up working with us.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Sorry, we can't offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly"

[–] seapat@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago

"Sorry, for the late response. Unfortunately, we can't offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly"

FTFY

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

How do you spot the wizard students?

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact: this is also industry

[–] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

Except that in industry no one gets tenure.

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Thanks for your patience while I researched the details.

Yes, I'm free for a lunch meeting last Friday. See you then.

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry for the late response.