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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 197 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

How long until she is gregnant?

[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can u get prrrrrreagantè?

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

I know this reference, old internet friend.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

Cant make a tomlette without breaking a few Greg's.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Welcome to Greg's baby, featuring Lauren.

[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 82 points 3 weeks ago

At least this bridezilla is honest.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 63 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

That sign cost more than my wedding

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

...i think we paid $500 all-in, including the minister, the gazebo, and taking the wedding party to lunch afterward...

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Uncle married us, at my aunt's house(nice spot) and my dad paid for lunch after. Only mistake I made was I didn't know my mom was out of town so she wasn't there 🤣. But my wife gave her a grandchild so that's water under the bridge now. Wife's dress was like $35 from Francesca's and I wore a suit I already had. Her engagement ring on the other hand was like $8k. My wending band $30 and a possible future ring finger degloved because it's titanium.

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the sign is designed to make it easy to change "Greg" to someone else and reuse.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

TFW your name as fiancee is written with white board marker.

Im sure you are her 1st choice.

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 59 points 3 weeks ago

Hey Greg!
Welcome to Lauren’s marriage.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If I get married this is how I want the invitations worded

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

With Laura's name, and also Greg? Or with your and your partner's names?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Cheaper to change our names lol

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

Why not both?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If we're laughing, there's a chance they were too.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm sure he's in there somewhere

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'll have one sausage roll and an Irn Bru

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is so hilarious that now I have to get married.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What do you plan to marry?

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

Probably Greg in a few weeks

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Run, Greg, Run!

I don't know what she brings to the party, but this is likely one of many red flags she's been waving. Just because you go through with the wedding doesn't mean the flags vanish.

Edit: just noticed the date on the sign. RIP, Greg. Good luck to you.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 96 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Or, crazy idea, maybe it's a joke they both find funny?

This is why terminally online people are terminally single. Everything is red flag gaslight abuse break up immediately.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I was really hoping the "get a divorce" culture was something that would have stayed with reddit

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[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, I had a shitty marriage, and I found this genuinely funny

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[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Or she thought the sign would be funny. Made me giggle.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

How do you know Greg didn't make the joke? Do you now Greg and Lauren? Did you give them a gift off their registry or did you do the right thing and give them cold hard cash (via check)? Did you tip the bartender a 20 to start the night and say "remember this face!" and proceed to order thirteen G&Ts over the course of the ceremony?

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[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder if Greg has ever drunk baileys from a shoe.

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[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which of the four Gregs is it tho?

Probably Regular Greg from AP Calculus.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Get out, Greg. It's not too late, Greg. I know that the wedding already happened, but divorce exists for a reason, Greg. Respect yourself because she never will, Greg.

Greg.

[–] don@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“Welcome to Laura’s Wedding

~~feat. greg~~

[–] ravhall@discuss.online 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] lemmus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Shut up, Greg.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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