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[–] MustardCabbage@sh.itjust.works 162 points 4 months ago (6 children)
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 89 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.

We're playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 18 points 4 months ago

I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more

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[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

That's Mississoda learn geology

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[–] a9cx34udP4ZZ0@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.

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[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 126 points 4 months ago (4 children)

This is great. It's like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn't make sense.

No one has even noticed that

  • A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"
  • The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

But thats Washington 😡😤

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No. You're all wrong. That's still my phone.

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@midwest.social 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Went right over their Oregon!

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[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"

I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] nomous@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

My favorite Gimli movie is "Spirited Away".

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it's the same year, and they're the same person, but everything else is different.

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 53 points 4 months ago

Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 50 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 50 points 4 months ago

I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago

this is shitpost 5d chess.

[–] li10@feddit.uk 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] reimufumo@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago (16 children)

Even if you're American it's still nonsensical

I thinks it's supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I think that's the part that makes it a shit post

[–] Bronzie@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)

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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Listen, I've been to Milwaukee...

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

I've drank their "Best".

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[–] breckinva@fedia.io 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The joke would have landed for me if you had chosen Wisconsin.

[–] teamshinanagin@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

Yeah but Wisconsin is more of a medium soda so it wouldn’t make sense.

[–] fnie@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

It's Minne-pop okay.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

This is an 11/10

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 16 points 4 months ago
[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

Shrinkflation would like a word

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 44 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's a shitpost, the joke is that it's the wrong state

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[–] MrPoopbutt@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] snooggums@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago (5 children)

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

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